the possibilities are neverending!

Yes, come on in!

Ok

Yes, yes, come in to my cabin, watch your step please.

You Have A Lovely Hombe

Thank you, Horace. Sit, make yourself at hombe. Or would you like to play a game of Billiards in my special room over here?

Oh I Just Love To Play Balls

We’ll get along splendidly, then.

Some wine?

Oh Enough Chit-Chat And Lets Talk Creams.

Go on.

Well I Just Love Creams. Well They Taste Good. And. Oh The Texture An-

…

*Shrnf…*

Smells Of Steel.

*All pretense and friendly affect is dropped, eyes fixing coldly on the boar*

*Advances*

Well I Simply Knew All A Long

*And Horace Delivers A Series Of Funny Kicks And Rageful SMACKS To The Assailant’s Solar Plexus And Hip Bones*

AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! DEFL…AAAA…a.aa….aaating….

Hm Hm Hm That Aought To Teach You Scoundrel

*Horace Turns His Handsome Snout To Face YOU*

Rememboar: Dont Go In A Strangor’s House Or Something I Forget

#post of all time

sodomit

I was looking for photos of one physical condition that happens to penises and came across this photoset.

karnalesbian

level 271 penismancer demonstrating his arcane might

frogmoss1

Knuckle tattoo that says %APP DATA

sreegs

k-simplex

Like what if it actually is poppin at the Farg tonight

speaking from experience, if you're a lesbian and you're attracted to a trans man then two options present themselves to you:

realize that you don't really see him as a man, or :

accept that you can be attracted to a man

a fork in the road like this would be a great place to examine your bioessentialist transphobia, but instead of doing that you can just ascend to a new enlightened plane and reach queer level 100 by deciding "welllll trans men can be lesbians"

a lot of advanced level 100 enlightened queer thinking is really just bioessentialism in disguise frankly

like, no, it's actually not level 100 gender to expect trans women to top you, you just see her as a man and instead of examining your transphobia you're pretending you exist on the next plane of queer thought high above us bottom feeders who foolishly think having a penis might not necessarily mean she wants to perform a traditionally masculine role for you in the bedroom

a lot of trans women I've met who initially discuss enjoying topping their partners have, over time, after getting space from the expectation to top, said that they've stopped enjoying topping and no longer want to do it

certainly a lot of trans women genuinely enjoy topping, but I think it's a lot fewer than many people imagine. we just aren't being given the space to genuinely explore what we want, often thanks to the presence of enlightened level 100 queers who see us as naive fools for thinking we might not want to top. how simple we are for not considering that Women Can Top Too! it's actually more radical for women to top! 😁

no amount of pretending to be an advanced queer thinker can paper over the fact that you expect trans men to be like women in their sexualities and you expect trans women to be like men in our sexualities. you are not level 100 you're level 1

"you can be anything labels don't mean anything" yadda yadda whatever but why do you always mysteriously seem to apply labels and expectations based on assigned sex? hm?

had someone tell me that the counterpart to lesbian trans men is a "turigirl"

I went looking and I couldn't find any transfems actually using that label, just an article on one of those queer wikis and a bunch of positivity posts mentioning turigirls. I really don't think a lot of transfems think of themselves as being women who like men "in a male way"

not fond of this mysticism about men and women experiencing attraction in fundamentally, biologically different ways, nor am I fond of the idea that trans people fundamentally experience attraction in accordance with their assigned sex. the bioessentialism is rancid

I get the impulse to distance oneself from straightness but I don't think the answer is to construct bioessentialist mythology around your sexuality