#whataschmuck

[mywildgoosechase]

When your housemate was going to leave a cob of corn on your car because he thinks it’s hilarious somebody took legal action against you for sending a potato(and a glitter bomb)to them. They only got their way because they cried like a big baby after you told the judge you had zero interest in hearing their band and had deleted all their music off your Spotify account. Then only did they mention their family. A @nickwaterhouse song was playing in his room earlier when I was resting in the living room. I’ll be sad when he moves out. #whataschmuck #myhousemateisnotaschmuck #glitterandpotatoesaretroublinganddisturbing (at Madison, Wisconsin)

[hellosailor1987]

When your housemate was going to leave a cob of corn on your car because he thinks it’s hilarious somebody took legal action against you for sending a potato(and a glitter bomb)to them. They only got their way because they cried like a big baby after you told the judge you had zero interest in hearing their band and had deleted all their music off your Spotify account. Then only did they mention their family. A @nickwaterhouse song was playing in his room earlier when I was resting in the living room. I’ll be sad when he moves out. #whataschmuck #myhousemateisnotaschmuck #glitterandpotatoesaretroublinganddisturbing (at Madison, Wisconsin)

[hellosailor1987]

When your housemate was going to leave a cob of corn on your car because he thinks it’s hilarious somebody took legal action against you for sending a potato(and a glitter bomb)to them. They only got their way because they cried like a big baby after you told the judge you had zero interest in hearing their band and had deleted all their music off your Spotify account. Then only did they mention their family. A @nickwaterhouse song was playing in his room earlier when I was resting in the living room. I’ll be sad when he moves out. #whataschmuck #myhousemateisnotaschmuck #glitterandpotatoesaretroublinganddisturbing (at Madison, Wisconsin)

[hellosailor1987]

When your housemate was going to leave a cob of corn on your car because he thinks it’s hilarious somebody took legal action against you for sending a potato(and a glitter bomb)to them. They only got their way because they cried like a big baby after you told the judge you had zero interest in hearing their band and had deleted all their music off your Spotify account. Then only did they mention their family. A @nickwaterhouse song was playing in his room earlier when I was resting in the living room. I’ll be sad when he moves out. #whataschmuck #myhousemateisnotaschmuck #glitterandpotatoesaretroublinganddisturbing (at Madison, Wisconsin)

[hellosailor1987]

When your housemate was going to leave a cob of corn on your car because he thinks it’s hilarious somebody took legal action against you for sending a potato(and a glitter bomb)to them. They only got their way because they cried like a big baby after you told the judge you had zero interest in hearing their band and had deleted all their music off your Spotify account. Then only did they mention their family. A @nickwaterhouse song was playing in his room earlier when I was resting in the living room. I’ll be sad when he moves out. #whataschmuck #myhousemateisnotaschmuck #glitterandpotatoesaretroublinganddisturbing (at Madison, Wisconsin)

[hellosailor1987]

When your housemate was going to leave a cob of corn on your car because he thinks it’s hilarious somebody took legal action against you for sending a potato(and a glitter bomb)to them. They only got their way because they cried like a big baby after you told the judge you had zero interest in hearing their band and had deleted all their music off your Spotify account. Then only did they mention their family. A @nickwaterhouse song was playing in his room earlier when I was resting in the living room. I’ll be sad when he moves out. #whataschmuck #myhousemateisnotaschmuck #glitterandpotatoesaretroublinganddisturbing (at Madison, Wisconsin)

[hellosailor1987]

When your housemate was going to leave a cob of corn on your car because he thinks it’s hilarious somebody took legal action against you for sending a potato(and a glitter bomb)to them. They only got their way because they cried like a big baby after you told the judge you had zero interest in hearing their band and had deleted all their music off your Spotify account. Then only did they mention their family. A @nickwaterhouse song was playing in his room earlier when I was resting in the living room. I’ll be sad when he moves out. #whataschmuck #myhousemateisnotaschmuck #glitterandpotatoesaretroublinganddisturbing (at Madison, Wisconsin)

[hellosailor1987]

When your housemate was going to leave a cob of corn on your car because he thinks it’s hilarious somebody took legal action against you for sending a potato(and a glitter bomb)to them. They only got their way because they cried like a big baby after you told the judge you had zero interest in hearing their band and had deleted all their music off your Spotify account. Then only did they mention their family. A @nickwaterhouse song was playing in his room earlier when I was resting in the living room. I’ll be sad when he moves out. #whataschmuck #myhousemateisnotaschmuck #glitterandpotatoesaretroublinganddisturbing (at Madison, Wisconsin)