#whatdafuck

[phunockery]

This evening I fucked up my hair trying to bleach and color it. But good news! A beautician messaged me not an hour after my fuck up and wants a extensive palm reading. She's willing to trade fixing my hair for the reading.

Sometimes the fates are strange. Sometimes I need less strange.

[phunockery]

The proper answer to 'I just binge watched Madoka Magica,' is 'are you okay?'

'Yes' should be treated as a boldface lie.

[phunockery]

Did I ever tell you guys the story of how I survived being attacked by a drug addled man wielding a large mallet during a blizzard?

To set the scene it was a January after noon in 2024 and I was still working at bread. (Though not for much longer because I dislocated my hip a couple days later).

I had left work early because storm was happening and took the bus home. I had to get off at a stop and wait for a different bus and I stood in the single entrance bus stop shelter trying to stay out of the storm.

Not far off I see a man carrying a lot of luggage and think nothing of it. He drops his luggage in the middle of the road and pulls a large malley out of his bag and begins coming at me, swinging.

Reminder, I am in a small plexi-galls bus stop and he's gunning for the only entrance. I don't have a weapon or anything in particular to save myself with. Only thing I had was a healthy dose of mental illness and a tic disorder.

Needless to say I had no control over my first reaction. The most baby doll sounding 'Hi' spewed from my face and he stopped, stared at me and said 'Oh, you're kind of cute.' (mind you I am wearing a think coat over 2 layers of clothes, a cowl and a face mask).

He asks me where I was going and I realize all I had to do was keep him talking until my bus came. And I did. By the time my bus got there I had been offered (and declined) nearly every substance under the sun.

As I got on the bus he tried to join me (his stuff still in the middle of the road) and I told him he'd need to get his stuff together and get on another bus.

He told me that he was going to the local dollar store and do H in the bathroom instead and wished a good day.

So ... That's a thing that happened

[thateagleguy]

[nerdocracy]

becoming fabulous while i download cute shit for animal crossing

[traceylynnmelody]

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[hahamaxkub]

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[labiz-yo]

嗯～沒關係啦 只是沒那麼在意而已 做自己該做的就好 其餘真的是不必了 人都是會為了利益 而自私的存在在這個世界上 我懂我懂 那是別人的自由 低頭太久該抬頭看天空了 差點頸椎病變 脖子還是自己的啊 #whocares #uptoyou #whatdafuck