Apr 24, 2025
the two of them with that "pretending to be a toxic couple in ikea" post
God you're so right I can imagine Henry indulging in it I'M SOBBING he's slamming drawers open and shut in the kitchen setups...! No expression. Just pure rage testing.
Meanwhile Francis jabs and slams the tables to test their 'stability' and endurance. He even counts how many steps would it take to grab the knives on the far corner of the counter over there in the middle of their fake argument.
They test the mattress firmness by Francis launching himself onto them from a running start while yelling things like “I DESERVE COMFORT!” Henry picks up and throw pillows and critiques their density out loud like he’s reviewing fine cheeses. Just children in their playground!
