I almost fought a hoe
So yesterday after we handled some business Lester decided that we should have lunch at Applebee's with the kids. We went and the food was alright. Everything was fine right up until before we got the check. I was rocking Noa in his stroller so he could take his nap and was thinking about an issue regarding our oldest son Caleb when suddenly I notice a girl sitting a few booths away from us. You could tell from a mile away that she was hood. She was with what appeared to be her toddler son and the child's father. I happen to look at her when she was telling her boyfriend to turn around and look at me and my family. I really didn't care, I was use to people gawking at us. But this girl got mad that I caught her pointing at me so she got defensive when I kept staring at her for a few extra seconds. She kind of Jerked her head up a little and shouted "what happened?!" It all happened in like 10 seconds so I just looked back at her and laughed loud enough for her to hear me. Rolled my eyes and looked at Lester. He didn't notice anything so he looked at me and asked what hapoened. So I laughed louder and told him that's what the girl had just asked me. He was so confused. I guess the girl thought she intimidated me. So I loudly said to lester what had just occured. I saw the girl looking at me the whole time and I made sure that I threw the word "bitch" in there a few times. I never had problems with anybody before but I don't care I was ready to fight her as if she tried anything. The girl kept staring and saying something to the guy she was with so I looked at Lester's face and said loudly "if you think a young, skinny, and short stay-at-home-mother of two infant children, wearing a pink dress is a threat to you because she looked in your direction for 2 seconds then you need to see see a therapist because that called paranoia!!" She knew I was talking to her because if I would've moved my gaze to look just a few inches to the left of Lester's head, I would've been staring at her dead in her face. Through the corners of my eyes I saw her looking at me and I knew that she heard everything I said. I prepared my body for fight mode and got got the kids ready to leave since Lester paid the check already. I made sure that I strolled right past her so she could see that she ain't shit. When I past her table I looked at her and smiled my best "what happened smile" and she looked away. I laughed and said "I thought so." I'm usually a calm person and a lover not a fighter but that girl got under my skin!