Aug 31, 2017
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im jaebum and park jinyoung are officialy illegal in this household
i just got a dick pic from some grown ass man on this site i fucking hate everything
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WHAT THE HELL JAPAN WHAT THE HELL.
Alright… has anyone heard of the movie Battle Royal? Yes? No? Doesn’t matter. Okay if you have the urge to waste two hours of your life and afterwards have to just like lay there and stare at the cealing contemplating how stupid people are… watch this movie.
It was written by tiny baby Japanese kittens on crack. Do not WATCH MOVIES WRITTEN BY BABY KITTENS ON CRACK
Okay so the story is there’s some boy who when he was in seventh grade his dad hung himself… kay is this important? Not at all.
Then him and his ninth grade class go on a trip and end up on an island and all have to kill each other in three days or these collar things make them explode… Except the last person standing… but if there isn’t a last person then they all explode…
All the students are given a bag with ‘randomized’ weapon… And I mean Fucking random. One kid machine gun. Other kid pot lid. YOU KNOW HOW BAD IT IS IF I’M SWEARING!
OF COURSE THE CRAZY KIDS GET GUNS AND THE ‘um… good? Characters get pot lid and binoculars… how the hell are binoculars a weapon… wait that girl had a megaphone what?
Sense!
While all this happening all these people are talking about “Oh I’m in love with you I had a crush on this guy YOU CHEATED ON ME” Cause these things are important when you’re all gonna die. Of course makes sense. Completely logical.
ALL THE PEOPLE LOOK THE SAME!
Okay wait that guy has Einstein hair… and that kid has a bandana OKAY GO TWO PEOPLE WE CAN REGONIZE… WAIT… no Einstein kid is a psycho.
WHERE DID THAT GIRL GET A BANANA SUIT! WHY IS SHE WEARING A BANANA SUIT. Okay now lets spend ten minutes ranting about how this boy who is aiming a crossbow at banana girl’s face is in love with her… then he shot on accident and missed… he was two feet from her… she killed him cause he scratched her face… WITH A CROSSBOW ARROW..
A DEMON GIRL! SHE GO CRAZY AND KILL ALL THEM!
WHY ARE WE HAVING FLASHBACKS ABOUT BASKETBALL!
Okay basketball guy is with bandana guy and short girl and they’re just gonna sit around here… not killing each other… good for you people don’t follow the syste-
WHY ARE THERE MORE BASKETBALL FLASHBACKS
MORE RANDOM KILLING.
Now we’re in a lighthouse with a creepy girl.. and her friends… are they seriously making spagettii when there’s like 20 people out to kill them and they could explode at any minute… okay Now one of them tried to poison basketball boy and one of the other girls ate the poison instead… and now all the girls except the one who put the poison in the food have all shot each other in a massive explosion of blood… .and she just fell on to rocks… she’s dead to.
Okay basketball flashbacks… and now that kid is struggling through the forest on a broken leg… with serious head injury.
OH LOOK HE FOUND HIS SHORT GIRLFRIEND… is he dead now? Um..no apparently they’re just crying over him for now reason.
WHY DIDN’T SHE HELP HIM WHEN SHE SAW HIM HE HAS A BROKEN LEG AND SHE WAITS TILL HE FALLS DOWN A HILL TO GO TO HIM SHE IS A HORRIBLE PERSON!
Okay now there’s kids with a computer… making a bomb… um kay who are they…. Um what.
More flashbacks that still explain nothing Hey look this flashback is from psycho girl…wait she killed someone when she was six… okay… wait now Einstein kid shot her… wait she’s okay they’re fighting and she’s dead.. .YYOU CAN’T SURVIVE GETTING SHOT TWENTY TIMES BY A MACHINE GUN ATCLOSERANGE
…Okay the teacher who brought them here…. He’s just giving short girl an umbrella…. Like he just gave her that and left… nothing else… um kay…
FIRE EXPLOSION DEATH Einstien kid is suddenly blind… but still able to aim somehow.. and now he’s dead… kay…
WINNER IS BANDANA KID WAIT NOW HE ACTUALLY WAS LYING AAND DIDN’T KILL THE MAIN CHARACTERS…
WHY DOES THE TEACHER HAVE A SQUIRT GUN
OKAY now basketball flashback kid shot the teacher like 50 times and he was still able to get up and answer the phone…. And now he’s eating a cookie..now he’s dead… Kay wtf.
Now they’re on a boat… and bandana kid just died… like for no reason he just died.
THE END. THAT IS IT NO EXPLANATION OR ANYTHING JUST THE FREAKING END.
Oh wait no now they’re replaying all the flashbacks for some reason… still don’t make senese… basketball basketball creepy murder six year old…
Wait the reason they have kids killing each other is and I quote “Because they don’t respect adults…” what.
WHAT JUST HAPPENED
I know this rant makes no sense. THAT IS BECAUSE THE MOVIE MADE NO SENSE IT WAS SDFJLSDKLFALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLKJ
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