Teacher: So kids, what do you want to do when you grow up?
Me: I want to meet Andrew Hussie and be a Nepeta in a Homestuck panel.
Teacher: *stares at me*
Other kids: *stare at me*

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Teacher: So kids, what do you want to do when you grow up?
Me: I want to meet Andrew Hussie and be a Nepeta in a Homestuck panel.
Teacher: *stares at me*
Other kids: *stare at me*
SERIOUSLY. I MUST KNOW.
Okay so this is like super important. HOW DO BABIES BREATH AFTER THEY DEVELOP LUNGS. WOULDN'T THEY BREATHE IN PLACENTA. GUYS SERIOUSLY I CAN'T SLEEP WITHOUT KNOWING THE ANSWER TO THIS.
Asking time?
Fill my askbox with anythin' I'll probably regret later!
Gilbert Gottfried reads 50 Shades of Grey
Because I feel uncomfortable posting this on Facebook. But I will probably post it there too.
http://supersexycpr.com/
So hilarious. Also see: Super Sexy CPR on the website.