I Create Myself.

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[haleyincarnate]

Quote by Nicole Ting

[love-letters-i-never-sent]

[yousaveeveryonebutwhosavesyou]

[underthestars42]

I don't want to be in pain anymore

I don't want to die

But if life is pain

I have no choice

[meatluvrr]

“i have loved you. i have had to deal with that.”

[depression-took-over-my-liiife]

[allthesepurplelights]

[pochowek]

i dont want traditional burial i want to become a bog body

[pochowek]

this is threatening!!

[bramblesand]

People, especially games, get eldritch madness wrong a lot and it’s really such a shame.

An ant doesn’t start babbling when they see a circuit board. They find it strange, to them it is a landscape of strange angles and humming monoliths. They may be scared, but that is not madness.

Madness comes when the ant, for a moment, can see as a human does.

It understands those markings are words, symbols with meaning, like a pheromone but infinitely more complex. It can travel unimaginable distances, to lands unlike anything it has seen before. It knows of mirth, embarrassment, love, concepts unimaginable before this moment, and then…

It’s an ant again.

Echoes of things it cannot comprehend swirl around its mind. It cannot make use of this knowledge, but it still remembers. How is it supposed to return to its life? The more the ant saw the harder it is for it to forget. It needs to see it again, understand again. It will do anything to show others, to show itself, nothing else in this tiny world matters.

This is madness.

[bogleech]

Thank you for this good PSA because I’m still seeing sincere, published, professional writers doing “ahhhhh oh no this monster was SO UGLY i’m mentally ill now!”

[ferfilelek]

[thisonemoment]

He just excepts it right away.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[oxyacanthous]

[chips1977]

[baaulp]

Day 2 of Dr pepper shortage

[everythingfox]

“She has the perfect ear flick”

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[beesmygod]

what is the child annihilating zipline

in 2010, a camp counselor goon logged on to the somethingawful forums asking for help with the zipline he build from scratch, and with no engineering knowledge, that didn’t seem to be working right. when he tested it with a sandbag, it continued to gather speed during the entirety of the 143 foot drop (19 degree slope) until it slammed into the wooden platform at the bottom at a speed of 65mph, presumably creating a child paste that would have to be scraped off to be sent home. there were pictures.

[acridrainshowers]

groverhaus and the child-annihilating zipline are classics of post and we will never forget them

too bad the zipline isn’t as famous. the fucked-up bathroom has even gained more traction than the child-exploding summer camp zipline. there is no justice

[onceiwashere]

i love this but DON’T denigrate the fucked up bathroom that’s a legend

[patrickdiomedes]

fucked up bathroom?

[onceiwashere]

before and after extensive diy renovations 

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

this looks like a doom wad

[goatplanet]

The extremely good news is that someone DID make it into a doom wad

https://twitter.com/dietinghippo/status/1102879467741966336

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

this is un fucking believable

[football-in-tuxedos]

I’m sorry, y’all are selling RIPline (The Machine to Kill Children) short, so I need to bring in YouTuber and generally amazing person Dan Olson in to sum this up for me

And some visual aides

[everythingfox]

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[burnhham]