#whatiswrongwithmybrain

[kumiorca]

Any other neurodivergents struggle to identify when you're hungry, thirsty or even need to use the toilet. I often find small pains that I should feel just don't register. Has anyone got any ways of getting more in touch with my body?

[butterscotch-curlyfries]

This piece of cheese looks angry

[butterscotch-curlyfries]

I feel like Dionysus would say "Do it for the vine" a lot. (CAN BE READ AS VINE OR WINE)

[sooperspook]

Lost memories

I cannot remember the name of the girl I lost my virginity to. I remember some of the things we did together, where we were, funny moments, sad moments, horny moments.

I can remember her taste, her smell, her touch.

But I can’t remember her name.

[im-lady-fucking-gaga]

friend: omg nicole i love you

me: aww thanks you made me blush

friend: Hahaha really?

Me:no

Me: my face was already red

Me: CAUSE I HAVE THE SAME SKIN TONE AS A RIPE STRAWBERRY

Me:FUCKING MOTHER OF CHICKEN NUGGER

Me: omg that is my new thing

Me: i just came up with that

Me: you have witnessed it first~~~~

Friend: omfg

Me:yah that escalted quickly but #thiglyfe

Friend: yeah nicole

Friend: that thig lyfe

Me: do you think thugs are good spellers no

Me: they cant even spell there own life

Me:the hood doesnt have a good school system

Me:^i blame the man

[sarahmadeliene-blog]

i think my brain can only handle really strange dreams

i had a dream that kenny (my boyfriend) was trying to find girls for the devil to be with. he marked me with the usual marking, a pink paper clip. then, he stalked me and then moved my car (i thought it was stolen, worst fear ever) and eventually captured me. he then proceeded to take my wallet and paychecks.  finally, we went to the underworld, which wasn't really THAT bad. just very mountainous.  we had to climb mountains and wade through rivers.  the trouble was, he eventually fell in love with me instead.  this made the devil REALLY mad. he freaked out and started destroying the underworld.  kenny thought we would never make it because we would have to re-climb the mountains we had just climbed and it would take too long.  but, i knew better and ripped through the underworld and got us out just in time. the end.