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[bethiesee]

Ways Maple could celebrate the new Pope

Maple's daily picture could be taken with a religious artefact (Mum has plenty)

Maple could eat a delicious steak. Because the new Pope is Argentinean, geddit? 

Maple could spend the day barking and generally being a dick to women and gays. 

Maple could completely ignore the new Pope, like the majority of smart people (and poodles). 

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Maple, our new standard poodle pup, will be collected from her mummy in 20 days!