Bethiesee

Beth's edit of the internet

[whatshouldwecallme]

When I'm gossiping about someone and they walk in the room

[bethiesee]

too perfect

[whatmapledid]

I’m two years old today and more adorable then ever!

[bethiesee]

YES YOU ARE!!

[shortvideosandstuff]

[thefrogman]

[video]

[whatshouldwecallme]

What I really mean when I text someone "K"

[gemmacorrell]

(via Four Eyes Comic Strip on GoComics.com)

[slaughterhouse90210]

“In the end, it takes phenomenal neatness of housekeeping to put it through the heads of men that they are swine.” ― Eudora Welty, The Collected Stories

[slaughterhouse90210]

"Some people you just had to embrace, in some way or another, had to bite into the muscle, to remain sane in their company. You needed to grab their hand and clutch it like a downer so they would pull you into their midst. Otherwise they, walking casually down the street towards you, almost about to wave, would leap over a wall and be gone for months.” ― Michael Ondaatje, The English Patient

[slaughterhouse90210]

“They spoke very little of their mutual feeling; pretty phrases and warm expressions being probably unnecessary between such tried friends.” ― Thomas Hardy, Far from the Madding Crowd

[slaughterhouse90210]

“Follies and nonsense, whims and inconsistencies do divert me, I own, and I laugh at them whenever I can.” ― Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice

[slaughterhouse90210]

“I have sometimes thought—that under the affectation of independent views you are as enslaved to the social code as any woman I know!” ― Thomas Hardy, Jude the Obscure

[slaughterhouse90210]

“I had not known that there was such a place as this, at all—this place that was so squalid and so splendid, so ugly and so grand, where every imaginable manner of person stood, or strolled, or lounged, side by side.” —Sarah Waters, Tipping the Velvet

[ilovecharts]

Female, Foreign, or Brown? Here’s a quiz for you!

[whatmapledid]

The new chair, a little snug but ok

[bethiesee]

Mummy says - get off that chair!!

[whatmapledid]

I don’t care how cool it would be, I am not skating on my pool!

[slaughterhouse90210]

“She was of the stuff of which great men’s mothers are made. She was indispensable to high generation, hated at tea parties, feared in shops, and loved at crises.” —Thomas Hardy, Far from the Madding Crowd

[slaughterhouse90210]

“It is true of course, that I have a will of iron, but it can be switched off if the circumstances seem to demand it.” ― P.G. Wodehouse, Jeeves in the Morning

[pineapplefiendwillriseagain-blog]

This is my little baby cousin and he is dressed as a smoke detector for Halloween

None of us know why but he is really obsessed with smoke detectors

That’s all he’s asked for in the way of presents these past two years

He calls them “snoke edectors”

Also he has a scrapbook of everyone in the family posing with their smoke detectors

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