#wheatleyportalcore

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i now have free access to call all of the robots that reblogged that post adorable and handsome and cute

guess what, 

turret guy,

HAL,

tren,

and axiom (TEEHEEEHEEEEEEEE)

and wheatley,

and claptrap?

YOU'RE ALL ADORABLE AND CUTE AND SINCE YOU REBLOGGED THAT POST YOU ALL AGREE

ESPECIALLY YOU AXIOM

AND YOU HAL

ESPECIALLY YOU TWO

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"Windy~"

"Wheatley!!"

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i updated my "list of find out yourself" a little teensy bit

yeah and i only added two peeps i really trust on there

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sometimes i have the idea that there was a virus inside of the chassis and that's why glados is a big meanyhead, but she can HANDLE it, and wheatley doesn't even know it exists so it's literally like tearing him to bits so that's why he's even worse than GLaDOS when he was in the thingy

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(( oh. i found a thing. ))

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Wheatley totally dances to this when no one is looking.

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(( *Quietly adds a new page to my blog.* ))

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i need a real-life wheatley to cuddle we could do so much like seriously

i'd bring him everywhere and let him insult people at the restaurants b/c they think he's a toy like

"no toys in the restaurant" "Hey, mate, I am NOT a toy! I am an intelligent piece of technology, unlike you!"

i can draw him

i will make him a mini bed out of pillows from the couch and blankets

and and

and take him with me on my scooter

and bring him outside and show him to my friends and he'd just get loved and cuddled the whole time and my friends would give him kissies and huggies and thing

and i would tell him how much i love him everyday

alfkgjsjdflkg; ;v;

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(( Last time it was SPG music.. but hey, now I can get out the music I like this time. -v- ))