File y0ttabyte has been installed.

I'd date a computer.

[fantazomai-blog]

[commiegoth]

Trying to convince yourself to stop having intense paranoia abt everything like

[babelady]

[weloveshortvideos]

[weloveshortvideos]

NO

[egberts]

i dont understand people who only sleep with one pillow

[y0ttabyte-blog]

how do they do that without screaming 

[froscan]

in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

[deathbymorning]

did you get an A

[shit-bin-moved-accounts]

activate the milk

[pissyeti]

when someone stops talking to you and youre not sure what you did wrong

[so-nature-deactivated20150528]

[neatpotatoes]

[punacceptable]

*gets 98% accuracy on guitar hero*

MOM get in here NOW im ready to start a band

[screamingcolorwonderland]

This hit, that ice cold Michelle Pfeiffer, that

[officialjiggly]

that blue black?? what??

[thelordsprostitute]

WHAT IS HAPPENING

[australiansanta]

do i even have a sense of humour anymore or do i just laugh at badly worded sentences

[spadazzles-deactivated20150807]

mini price half banana fresh shake

[srsfunny]

[unclewhisky-deactivated20150726]

“We’re gonna die in a fucking gulag, but man, it’ll be worth it.”

[arielflare-deactivated20150425]

[cheesecake-ambassador]

Based on tallytoons‘ Object Heads

[huffpost]