#whedongate

[artcups]

Seriously all this reality is really ruining my white privilege. #artcups #justshutup #whedongate

[friggassons]

We need to find a way to get Joss Whedon to bring back a post credit scene, even if he's just plain lazy, just cut a deal with the HIMYM people for "Let's Go To The Mall" - that's a classic. (IYKWIM)

Omg imagine: Maria Hill jumping around in that awful jean get-up while the Avengers are milling around in nineties outfits in the background. Steve mumbles something about being grateful he slept through that decade, while Bruce starts bobbing his head to the music despite himself. Tony obviously co-ops the microphone at some point, throwing an arm over Bruce and Rhodey and singing as loudly and out of key as possible until the other two join in. (Let's just say that a lot of beer went into the making of this...) Clint -wearing overalls, obviously - really gets into the spirit of things, calling out dance moves to Nat, Thor and Cap. "Electric Slide. Vogue. Macrena." Despite having pulled his hearing aids out, Clint times the dance perfectly, if a bit chaotically, and it turns out that Steve is really good, once he gets the hang of it. A small problem arises near the finale when Clint shouts out "Hammer," and Thor... misunderstands. There's a blur, followed by a smashing sound, and the camera pans out to reveal a gaping hole in the window.End with a shot of the disoriented Thunder God in neon tie-dye and corduroy bell-bottoms blinking at an equally confused Jane Foster after he lands directly on her doorstep, Mjölnir still spinning.

[chaos-and-recover]

Excuse you Joss Whedon but you absolutely can top shawarma.

Imagine:

Clint walks into the kitchen of his farmhouse in the middle of the afternoon, but he’s definitely just woken up. The rest of the Avengers are having some sort of meeting at the table, but Clint doesn’t acknowledge them, just goes straight for the fridge, grabs some left-over pizza, and starts to leave. Stops in the doorway, turns around and just says

“How did you get in my house?”