Dec 31, 2025
Okay I know I have a weird fucking arrhythmia on a normal day but can we cease and desist the post-major-emotional-event or whatever the fuck is causing a sitting heart rate of 100 bpm please. I dislike it immensely.
#still cracks me up that my official medical diagnosis was#’your heart is weird but not weird enough for us to worry about it.’#like. okay. that fits the rest of me too ngl#but also what if I pry it out with my hands and put it out in the snow to calm it the fuck down#sol talks#not as funny as my partner going what if we go for a walk and give it a reason to be higher do you think that#will work like turning it off and then on again#wheeeezing#no I’m pretty sure that would not help. considering the feeling like I can’t breathe.
