#wheeezeeee

[more-things-in-heaven-hell]

Al: ….. I feel like this is a challenge. @letsstaytuned

“I-It’s not darling —- please don’t try to crush me during s-Sex…”

[dearest-amber-daily]

Uhm amber?..

Wh- whaa-?

...

I-Is that supposed to be me? I don't think that's me... is it?

[snom-pixelates]

okay but the line “Hopefully I don’t end up in prison or I’ll get  WHAT I FUCKING DESERVE” made me nearly lose a lung that whole bit was so fuckin funny

[primewish-a]

      if i had a nickle for every time someone told me he looks like a marvel character ,  i would have exactly two nickles !  which ain’t much ,  but it’s weird that it happened twice -

[darkcacaocookiee]

I know you meant something different but I just thought that your favourite memory was you nutting in your wife and I know this is wrong but it's comedy

EXCUSE ME?! Also nilla is my husband.

🖤💜Dark Cacao💜🖤

[kirb-shues]

El vecino te vió como un cholo de los finos aqifjakdk. Perdón xD

Agradecido con el de arriba, pero el de más arriba

JAHSHJAHDHA NO PUDE EVITARLO DIOS QUE ASCO AJSHSJAK

Sjdhkahdka

Kssj xDDDD desperdicie media hora de mi vida haciendo esto en el celular. XD

Así es, un cholo de rancho que ROBAMOS un caballo. PFFF-

[ros-dls]

Who is redeca and maalik ? I'm curious because their names

She is Redeca

Redeca is my new demon Oc that I created recently, unlike other demons, she has white marks on her hole body and horns, which she thinks is a "phenomenon and a shame for demons” with those marks (she is also evil AF and is the leader and boss of a killers unit)

And Maalik....well....he is another demon that I’ll show later ;)

[more-things-in-heaven-hell]

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"And good afternoon denizens! Tonight we have a special appearance with the smol King himself Lucifer Morningstar! He's here to answer all our hot questions!" Wylder sticks a microphone in his face as Lucifer comes out of the bathroom. "Thank you for joining us your majesty, I know you've been very busy! Not sure why it took you an hour in the bathroom but I'm sure it was certainly important! Anyways, tell us, is it true that you'll be opening up a new brand of milk called The Devil's Milkers? Tell us, what will set this milk apart from all the others sold in stores?"

{ I KNEW APPLE WAS GONNA SEND ME A GOOD ONE HAHAH}}

Wylder .. husband .. please .. give him peace is this revenge for hitting you in the balls?? He’s sorryyyyy !!!

Where did this camera crew come from?! Why is his husband hosting a tv show? Why can’t he use the bathroom in peace ! He ate way too much Mac and cheese last night ok!!

“Father if you’re still listening to me ..please end me .” He mumbled .

“I have not in my recent memory, sponsored any new brand or brand deal I’m afraid that brand of milk is not endorsed by the Pride FDAH administration .. “