#wheeze!!

[lostinthewoodsomewhere]

Ahhhh thanks Spotify, I'm glad you think so...

Also, if you're interested 👀...

[toptierqueer]

At some point in the game you no longer take fall damage. (lvl 20? 25??) So, like you do you jump and dive off everything if there’s water below it or not. Especially to make a stealthy or just fast get away. Tonight I was playing CH 1 of Atlantis. I made one of my random easy escapes. Had no idea what I was going to fall into off the side of this huge clif but I sploshed into water anyway. I’m hanging out in the pretty water like you admiring the landing I just made and the fact that you can’t even see the ledge I jumped off of because it’s so fucking high up.

Then... I hear a second and third splash... what the absolute fuck was that???

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?? In all my crazy high dive antics I’ve never had a guard follow me like that. They fucking killed themselves coming after me. I lost all the air in my lungs.

THANKS FOR THE FREE LOOT FELLAS!! I love this fucking game and the fact that in Atlantis the dives are INSANE HEIGHTS!! 

[violet-makes-an-entrance]

*whispers best insult that comes to mind then promptly runs away* I hope B’s shoe lace is untied.

(( YOU LEAVE THAT SWEET BEAN ALONE YOU SCOUNDREL!!! *throws my own shoe after anon*

YOU WIN THIS ROUND. I AM ALAS, TRAPPED IN THE FUZZY EMBRACE OF A GIANT ANTEATER AND DO NOT DESIRE TO MOVE )) 

[roidesvoleurs]

Not Gambit getting tag-teamed on his ask cherry!! 😩😩