#wheezes....

[theboykingofhell]

ahh...baby yuki....

[constellaris]

talking with @praeteritus-memories about some unhinged people me: oh no scary straight man

[constellaris-aa]

“Somebody tell capitano that my ovaries are ready to produce whenever they need them to. I’m patient.” i'm here for the capitaru where childe is the #1 rabid deranged fan. except his ovaries do not work.

Really, there are some moments he can't help but wonder just what goes on inside his lover's head. Of all things to say out loud ...

A heavy sigh escaped the far taller man, one hand lifting to massage the bridge of his nose before shaking his head - both somewhat amused and equally unimpressed. Such a strange mixture of emotions.

" Ajax ... Never say that again . " Nikolai sighed, arms folding across broad chest. " I do hope you've never said things like that in public . "

THIRST TWEETS // accepting bc they're funny

[constellaris-a]

@torrentide​:   Sometimes you just see A Mountain you wanna climb.

   “ Touch me and lose your hand . ”

[melodicbreeze]

@starlitwishes​ replied to your post:

“That’s a weird looking shirt… oh! Is that a bathing suit?” Evan you are so baby…

“Evan... it’s not a bathing suit. Try again.”

[heroboy-a]

OF COURSE AFO AND ALL MIGHT SENT THE SAME QUESTION DJWJDKWKDKWKD

[wonderlandcrows]

oh wow i found a Quebecois name generator ssddsjdsidks