#when i'm rich

[thereasontherumisgone]

okay but if i ever do get the money to make a book and do an advertisement campaign, it’s gonna be themed like a recruitment ad voiced by the crew. 

[quercussp]

oh they definitely used phils bed more. remember when dan said he's gonna watch tv in bed all day

yeah, also the air humidifier was next to phil’s bed, and the air conditioning was in phil’s room, and the tv was there and a whole bunch of other stuff. but i think they still used dan’s room sometimes. at least it was lived in, not a set.

[opheliasang-blog]

ok ok ok i’m going to bed but consider this: i love u all. ur all doing so well. i know life is a bitch but i’m proud of u all. big ass nerds. ♥

[ask-valerian-40k]

holy moly

[katalinathecat]

Things I'm going to do when I'm rich/famous

Buy a candy company and make them color candies out of match with flavor to fuck work people

Produce a bunch of ads that aren't actually selling things and make absolutely no sense

My face. Billboards. But not am attractive photo our anything, just...really, really zoomed in

Pull a Bill Murray and just randomly show up to other people's events but it's ok because I'm famous

Sell things like rocks and single pieces of paper, but charge way too much

Run for president but take literally nothing seriously and just fuck around

Start an animal shelter/therapy resort where it's just animals and humans healing and saving each other

[c-taylor-wanna-be-a-glader]

I don't know about anybody else, but when I get rich I'm building myself a glade. Maybe not real concrete walls, but something I can paint gray. I can plant a garden, and build some huts(because I happen to possess the skills for both), and take my vacations in this paradise free from cranks... I mean idiots.

[schwifty-memes]

[grangerthesphinx]

If I ever become rich, I’m going to build a mansion with a ton of secret passageways/hidden doors/disguised compartments and then put all of my money in little boxes hidden in those places and then instead of stating who gets what in my will, I’m just gonna write “Whoever can find my my money, can keep it. GOOD LUCK HAHAHAHA.”