Local Cryptid Writes Sometimes.

'Please God get out of my house I haven't read anything you've written I swear!' - The New York Times. ( call me danny or owen. he/they, 23 years old )

[thereasontherumisgone]

it has been a while huh.

[thereasontherumisgone]

gives u a lil kiss on the nose

:D

gives u a lil kiss on the nose in return

i hope you're doing well out there friend!

[parkerrfkz]

─ Spider-Man Headers

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[dailydccomics]

not his biggest fan however i do relate to this energy lmao

Hal Jordan and the Green Lantern Corps #23

[assignedfaggatbirth]

listened to Bohemian Rhapsody today… i’m so very sorry

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If this post gets 100 notes I’ll recreate the entire song through memes

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OK so I’ll do my best to get this done soonish–it may be a week or two, but I’m doing it

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My masterpiece… is complete.

[chidi-anaqonye-deactivated20181]

op did not put in this much work for 160 notes

[doodleboots-deactivated20190129]

@musicalsandtrees

[scaldinghate]

I don’t know who to tag… This is a fuckign masterpiece

[instructor144]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[wherethedragonends]

Dark Ages.5/Tom Taylor/Iban Coello/Brian Reber/Joe Sabino/Carlos Lao/Martin Biro/Annalise Bissa/Tom Brevoort/Paul Jenkins/Marvel

[dumbcutepets]

Mother elephant can’t wake baby sound asleep, asks keepers for help (via)

[apparatus-of-kwalish]

[nacho-joe-yo-deactivated2022012]

[rose-with-thorns-on-the-internet]

I physically had to draw this

Sleepy Friend

[sunw00d]

some kind of a moodboard

[penguintim]

[louisandthedagger]

i’m crying 

[louisandthedagger]

[notdepressedjusttired]

I CHECKED TO SEE IF THERE WAS A UPDATE AND I WAS NOT DISAPPOINTED!!!

[jaffacakerebellion]

Crying actually

[the-stove-is-on-fire]

[the-stove-is-on-fire]

“Wade said you were gonna be out on a long patrol so we packed you some extra snacks :)”

[drememoto]

“One more thing, sir. You told me you couldn’t possibly have been at the crime scene at that time on account of your alibi, that being that you were at home playing your PlayStation 3. Now, forgive me, but if that’s true, I just gotta ask– how could you have been playing your PS3 if the PS3 has no games?”

[giantkillerjack]

“Why, Lieutenant, the PS3 is backwards compatible with many PS2 games. I was simply playing one of my many PS2 games at the time of the murder. Surely you are at least familiar with Kingdom Hearts? I’d be happy to show you my save file if it would put your mind at ease.”

[drememoto]

“Ah, gee. Kingdom Hearts… Yeah, that one’s a classic. one of the best ones, even. My wife loves that little Sora guy. No, I agree. You’re right, sir. I should’a thought of that. Well, I’ll get outta your hair, then. — Oh, one more thing…

I just remembered something you might find a little interesting. See, you’ve got one of those black models. With the top-loading tray. And those PS3 models are backwards compatible. … but only for PS1 games. Kingdom Hearts wasn’t on the PS1, though, was it? …”

[giantkillerjack]

“Oh… yes, how very… observant of you, Lieutenant. Well, I… suppose I must have been mistaken. My memory of that dreadful night - it’s all jumbled, you see. It must have been one of my other games from my PS1 library. Spyro, perhaps. Or– yes, now I remember. It was Final Fantasy 7 - the character of Cloud is in both that game and in Kingdom Hearts. I must have simply gotten my wires crossed. How silly of me.”

[drememoto]

“All right, then. That explains it. Well, have a good night, then.  … Oh, uh… I figure I oughta let you know … we did have your memory card searched. We didn’t see Final Fantasy VII on there. Must’ve been a glitch or something. Might wanna get that checked.”

[giantkillerjack]

“Now, see here, Columbo, perhaps if you were spending more time looking for actual clues, rather than harping on my gaming habits, you might have caught the real killer by now!

If you have anything more to say to me, you can kindly say it to my lawyer.

So, if you’ll excuse me, I have a Twitch stream scheduled for noon, and I do not care to keep my followers waiting. Good day, sir.”

[drememoto]

“Certainly, sir, I’ll be outta your way now. Oh, – gee. Gosh, I nearly forgot. I figured I’d mention. We did get one lead. On the murder, sir.

We determined from Mr. Elbertson’s autopsy that he was repeatedly beaten in the back of the head with a small, blunt object. No bigger than about 157 mm longways. Likely a, uh … analog gamepad of some kind. Dualshock, that’s what the lab boys told me. You got any idea what sorta console uses those? I only ask ‘cause you seem to know about these sorta things. What with you being– well, being a gamer.”

[foxglovethings]

No one asked for this one, but…

If you made lore for a character you’ve had since you were 16, and you’re in your 20s now and have a better grasp of narrative structure and power creep, you can just retcon the dumb stuff. Like you can do that for free. You’re not beholden to the junk you wrote 5 years ago, and you don’t need to justify removing it if it sucks.

[screnwriter-old-deactivated2021]

This is actually really valuable. Every writer should keep this in mind.

That’s also part of the reason you shouldn’t look back at your old writing and label it as pure trash. You didn’t know what you were doing back then. You do now.

[sindri42]

You can also polish that shit so that whatever crazy stupid awesome idea you had when you were twelve has a full logical backstory now.

[gayboymint]

screaming and yelling those arms are bitch to draw

[thereasontherumisgone]

had a dream that I basically stole spider-man's identity but I was scared of the webbing thing so I replaced it with silly string then told green goblin to fuck off

[why-i-love-comics]

Gotham City Villains Anniversary Giant #1 - “Bird Cat Love” (2021)

written by Danny DeVito (yes, that Danny DeVito) art by Dan Mora & Tamra Bonviallain

[mask-knife-is-buggys-wife]

Danny Devito writes a fanfiction where him and Catwoman force vaccinate the entire world to end covid then run off to have penguin and kitten families in the Alps happily ever after

What a blessing