https://shop.horrorinclay.com/search?type=product&q=scotch Hello friends! Are you sick and tired of all that ceramic cluttering up your mug collection? Is carefully balancing 11teen herbs and spices for a perfectly balanced tiki cocktail getting old? Well, be tired and sick no longer, pal. Introducing the Scotch-O-Nut! Scotch-O-Nut features: Wiggle Eyes! Cries Real Tears of Scotch (when filled with scotch and tipped forward)! Virtually barely almost not entirely not unbreakable! With Addition of Extra Tape (not included) becomes a SWEET rod puppet! Made of the finest Corinthian plastics (*CORINTH IS KNOWN FOR THEIR PLASTICS!) and screen printed with our Handsome Scotch-O-Nut logo, this Official Horror In Clay mug is sure to bring some much needed class to your home bar. #aprilfools #yesiactuallymadethis #scotch #scotch-o-nut #whenukeulelesattack #horrorinclay #corinthisknownfortheirplastic #rodpuppet #TikiMug #wtf