#whereisthemullet

[housebenn]

the cambridge dictionary thing is right now but it used to say pennsylvania

Oh. hahaha that would be funny. Also tumblr is SO RUDE and never tells me when you message me. sorry if you thought I was ignoring you :(

[voidfiish]

i love everything about you and your fic

you’re so gay i love you the most

[lichlup]

whereisthemullet said: are you serious that’s fucking horrifying

i’m dead serious

and this wasn’t the only stuff that was offensive - there’s the standard high dose of misogyny that was the same in the last pitch perfect movie where they try to make it ok by giving elizabeth banks a sassy one liner to combat it, lots of shady shit with the lesbian character where she’s literally predatory, and there was a lot more racism re: an a cappella group from thailand and one from india...? i think?? honestly by the end of the movie i had checked out because i was too mad to pay attention but basically, they have covered their bases on how to offend the most people they can

[voidfiish]

do j e n n a :-) (do the N twice, i guess, give two faves). also, do s h a w z y. (i know it's spelled with an s, but the z gives more letter variation!)

j-  name a fandom you didn’t think you cared about until you saw it all over tumblr

ahahahahaha hockey. and we all know how THAT turned out

e- have you added anything stupid/hilarious/cracky to fandom, if so, what?

i maintain that banana the kitten was Peak Fandom for me, even if jenna wrote it, i named the kitten.

n- your favourite fanfiction or fanauthor

because i’m rereading it right now, hockey at the end of the world continues to be the best thing on ao3, or at least top five

n- same as above

fastening one heart to every falling thing was the first proper soulbond fic i read and is still the best soulbond fic i’ve ever read. good lord.

a- current otp

i’m having a lot of saad/shaw/bolly feels recently, so i’m saying them, but honestly my otp changes hourly

s- show us an example of your personal headcanon

i don’t know if i made it up or alotofthingsdifferent did, but jonny talks in his sleep. he can hold full on conversations with literally anyone, it’s p great

h- do you prefer live action or anime

i don’t follow anime at all, so...

w- five faves from five fandoms

andrew shaw, remus lupin, nate fick, alec hardison, bones mccoy

s- personal headcanon

these seem to accidentally be themed, but seabs has hella bad insomnia

y- a fandom you’re in, but have no ships from

i... don’t really have any fandom that isn’t hockey, ahaha. i am kind of one track minded, whoops

[voidfiish]

scotty/joey, 1, 2, 4, 6, 10, 12, 14, 15 for both

SFW:

1. Who cooks?

scott cooks. ryan has never actually lived anywhere that requires him to be able to fend for himself, so he never bothered learning. 

2. Who’s the messiest? The cleanest?

ryan’s a slob. there’s no delicate way to put it. he is a gross barely out of his teens boy and scott honestly despairs.

(‘it’s like your mother never told you what to do with your dirty fuckin, clothes, joey.’

‘i know exactly what to do with them. i leave them on th ground until you get so annoyed you wash them for me.’)

4. Living space has a leak! Who fixes it?

scott. ryan wouldn’t know what to do if you asked him to fix anything. google “how to fix a leak” probably, and when that fails, his backup plan would be call scott/cam/nick/literally anyone before he thought to call like, a plumber.

6. Going out to eat: Who pays? Who orders the most food? And who has dessert?

scott pays, because he’s a) rich and b) indulgent. he likes to spoil his partners. ryan eats his weight’s worth in food practically every meal. he’s very easy to spoil. neither of them really have a sweet tooth, though, they prefer starters to desserts (ryan would suck one hundred dicks if he could have garlic mushrooms with every meal)

10. Any pets? Or plants?

ryan got a potted plant off his mom when he bought his first apartment, but, uh, it died. ryan thinks he maybe fed it cold coffee instead of water one morning.

12. Can they stand silence? Who talks the most? Who talks the least?

ryan is never not talking. ryan talks in his sleep. it drives scott literally insane. sometimes, he’s talking and scott just leans over and puts his hand over ryan’s mouth and continues to like, read his book or eat dinner or watch his show or whatever he was doing.

14. Who is the highest maintenance? Does the other mind?

ryan thinks he’s a princess and should be treated as such. scott mocks him or indulges him depending on a) the time or day, b) how late they are or c) where they’re going

15. Vacation ideas: who decides them? Where would they go, if anywhere?

ryan likes to explore. scott claims he’s too old for exploring. he likes to lie on the beach and nap, so ryan leaves him to it.

one time, ryan buries him in the sand up to his waist while he sleeps. he regrets it.

NSFW:

1. How often do they have sex, if at all?

ryan has the libido of the 23 year old that he is. they have it pretty much every night, if only because ryan passes out immediately after, and it’s a good tactic if they need to have an early night/scott’s tired/etc

ryan’s also a big fan of morning sex. and shower sex. scott is not convinced by the latter, he doesn’t particularly want to break a hip or explain to the medical staff at the rink how he broke his hip.

2. Who brings ideas? Who initiates?

it’s a pretty even split. scott has the experience, but more than a few times ryan’s come to him like ‘i read about this, can we try it?’ and scott is only too happy to indulge, especially if there’s potential for making ryan cry.

4. Oddest place they’d have sex?

they tend not to get too crazy with it. ryan has an exhibitionist streak a mile wide, but scott is very media aware.

they fuck at nationwide after scott’s hat trick. 

also, scott’s apartment has these huge floor to ceiling windows, he likes to push ryan up against them at night and fuck him there. he gets a lot of funny looks for keeping a bottle of windex in the drawer under his coffee table, but he has his reasons.

6. Dom/top? Sub/bottom? Any switches?

scott is the dommest of doms, which is good because ryan johansen is the ultimate bottom. they don’t tend to switch it up, scott’s not crazy about being fucked, and ryan likes being told what to do.

10. First to orgasm? Last to orgasm? Who comes the most? Does someone ever end up unfinished?

if scott gets his way, ryan’s come at least twice before he does

12. How are their afterglows?

ryan falls asleep and probably drools on scott’s chest. what is an afterglow?

14. Lights on or off? Do they look at each other? Or is someone embarrassed?

scott’s a little softer around the middle than ryan, and he acts like it doesn’t bother him but it does a little, even when ryan tells him how much he loves how big he is. ryan loves being looked at, which is good, because scott loves looking.

15. Open or closed relationship? Do they sometimes share?

scott’s bad at sharing unless it’s like, a permanent thing. ryan would be open to threesomes, but scott couldn’t do it as a one night stand. he likes things to mean something.

[voidfiish]

first and last!

((more of Deaf bolly))

first:

There’s something about fighting.

Andy keeps waiting to get bored of it, to get bored of getting beat to hell, bored of getting the fuck back up and spitting blood out.

last:

‘Fast learner,’ Brandon comments. He turns to the kid and makes a couple of gestures, faster than the receptionist from before, and the kid grins and signs back, lightning fast.

[lissa]

whereisthemullet replied to your post “skittlesinthere replied to your post: if you ship steve/tony pls let...”

i HAVE but its finals week so they are both open and waiting until TWELVE HOURS FROM NOW when i have finished this semester

OH YES I understand finals week is about to start for me I have three papers to write whoopsies so it’s prob good you are waiting (but those two i sent u holy fuck i died)

[lissa]

skittlesinthere replied to your post: if you ship steve/tony pls let me know...

i conflictingly ship both stony and stucky

this is gr8 I am all about shipping all the things for real I totes appreciate steve/bucky like a lot!!!! but I just have ~the feels~ for steve/tony u know how it is. I do consider myself a multishipper in general tho I’m honestly really down for anything there are very few ships I actively dislike in all fandoms

whereisthemullet replied to your post: if you ship steve/tony pls let me know...

i probs wont see aou in theaters but u know ive got a stony heart

have you gotten my fic recs

carlgriming replied to your post: if you ship steve/tony pls let me know...

i miss it too but i abandoned it for steve and bucky like :((( i never do this

I will say that I do understand bc steve/bucky have a super important and special relationship for real I have a lot of appreciation for the ship I am just so sad bc I miss the 2012 steve/tony mcu glory days