Feb 23, 2019
Ted Kravitz “Now a Priest”
Missing Sky F1 reporter Ted Kravitz has apparently become a priest, news understands.
“I saw him in full priest attire, priesting to some non-priest people. I know the sport’s getting more religious, hence the introduction of “halos”, but this is getting ridiculous!” stated a witness.
“Hopefully this will put an end to any ideas that he has followed Saul Goodman’s lead, and is now managing a Cinnabon in Omaha!”
It is unclear as to whether Ted has infiltrated the priesthood in a conspiracy to film a piece for Sky F1.
