#whhhhhhyyyyy

[oh-my-wizard-god]

went on a walk for the first time and now my back huuuuurts

[pen-and-wall]

Like, fine. I get it, Universe. No need to rub it in. I'll stick with Youku.

I just hope that when they release the last subbed episode on Saturday, they also make the subtitled special episode available (you had to pay additional for it when it was first released) because I will lose my mind if I'm stuck with ep 36.

[rubyneko]

Ok, I love everything about Michael Burnham, and Star Trek Discovery in general, but one thing is bugging me....

A year.

She waited for Disco for a year.

HAIR DOES NOT GROW THAT MUCH IN A YEAR! IT’S ALMOST DOWN TO HER ELBOWS that shit takes YEARS! I have short hair and if I grew it for a year it would get just past my shoulders. It took my son 4 years to grow his hair to his elbows and he’s SHORT! Agsjdjxjddjjxjdjxjd this should not be bugging me as much as it is.

I just. Don’t see Michael Burnham ducking out in the 32nd century to get some hair extensions IT IS ILLOGICAL!

[cicadianrhythm]

CDC: Now, what do you do next?

Texas Governor Greg Abbott: Floor it?

CDC: Ye-NO, no! Don't floor it!

Texas Governor Greg Abbott: Floor it??

CDC: No, no no don't! Don't floor it!

Texas Governor Greg Abbott: OK FLOOR IT--

[annabanana2401]

OK so I have just found out that the USA does mainly multiple choice questions in their exams and I am officially done.

[edgelord-saeran]

So CB knows that I run a mm blog (not this one specifically, but that it exists) and he downloaded mm because I'm interested in it and he wanted to see what it was.

I was teasing him about the different characters and said something along the lines of Zen calling him jagiya. He asks what it means, and I tell him. That was yesterday, I forgot about it.

Y'all this boy just called me jagiya and I'm dead

[igayorhm]

I’M SORRY WHAT?!

[sora-donald-goofy]

Just checked my schedule and I went from having one double and two normal shifts to now having three doubles. And I hope i don’t die.