#while drinking

[a-mayan-joy-has-nuts]

[tragedy-for-sale]

Siblings written by someone who doesn't have siblings: Helps youngest sibling in a fight they're very much losing.

Siblings written by someone who has siblings: Watches youngest sibling get beaten then carries out their unconscious body after finishing their drinks.

[sukey-yong]

Okay, but imagine a where’s waldo image, but its a shiz ton of pants everywhere and somewhere Ron is hiding in one of em.

[nilesflynn]

You're like a work of art: beautiful and unreachable, someone I know I shouldn't touch and yet, I still can't help but run reverent fingers across if I should get the chance as if to memorize your warmth.

[godoflorule-blog]

[ From Here ]

“Don’t get the appeal of drinking or in drinking contests? Cause you probably shouldn’t do either. Best stay away from those things. Else you become dependent on them. Seems you’re a happy enough guy....cat.....?.....as it is. Do other things that make you happy.”

[rosieposiepuddingnpie]

So my husband and I came to a local brewery to celebrate our anniversary.

All the tables are spaced far apart... but there's a lot of people here and the music is loud.

I forgot how loud people are lol

[kilopachydermatolist]

Brian David Gilbert not making his Unraveled videos while I was in college is the reason why I failed English.

[scoobrt]

Theodore "Ted" Logan: But Bill, those are historical babes.

Me, immediately: Milfs