"I think Gojo Obito sounds good."
"Satoru."
"Or do you prefer Uchiha Satoru? Because I think Gojo suits us better."
"I'm not going to answer that."
"Please Obito, this is so serious. We have to decide which surname we'll use when you propose to me."
"And why would we have to change our surnames?"
"You didn't deny that you could propose to me!" Obito stares at him, his expression blank. Satoru continues, not at all discouraged. "It had better be a nice, well-thought-out proposal. Otherwise, I'll be forced to reject it. Imagine, Gojo Satoru saying 'yes' to a simple 'marry me.' Terrible."
"Would you be satisfied if I placed one of my eyes on your palm?" Satoru remains still, without making a sound. Obito snorts; after all, it was a joke. "Uchiha sounds better."
Satoru laughs. "You're not impartial!"
Obito's mouth curls.
"I know."