Jan 14, 2018
“Darling, come look at the new clothing rack I made in the children’s room!”
“Oh...um...yeah. Do you mean the giant stick you propped up on two metal poles?”
“Yes! Isn’t it so natural and full of whimsy?!”
“And termites...”
“Oh, that wouldn’t be SO bad! The children can train them to perform in a termite circus! We’ll get them all little hats! Whimsy!”
“How will the children reach anything?”
“That’s what the precariously stacked antique suitcases are for, silly!”
“Did Gwyneth Paltrow tell you to do this?”
“Of course not. This is just a way for us to be more natural! NATURAL ALWAYS EQUALS BETTER.”
“I don’t know about this...”
“Just wait until you see the blackberry brambles I incorporated into the bathroom. You’ll scream!”