Okie, I hope you love a good challenge >;) how ‘bout yandere MTMTE Swerve+Skids( together )Rodimags, Dratchet, and Cygate hcs for when they go after the human Liaison who is very naive and just adorable and sweet? I get it if ya don’t wanna write it. I mean, it is too much of a challenge for ya~
FUCK I LOVE YANDERE DON’T TEST ME PUNK
Skids is the one to initiate it really. He’s more of a smooth talker than he lets on. He sees you and immediately takes a screen capture and sends it to Swerve with the caption ‘Ours’
Swerve agrees and tells him to invite you to the bar. He does immediately, luring you in with ‘Our bartender has a ton of human knowledge on Earth. I’m sure he’d love to learn from someone who lived there firsthand.’
You go and yeah, Swerve’s got a lot of knowledge, but he’s also learned a lot from sitcoms, and things aren’t like that anymore.
You’re sweet, they realize. Sweet and a little naive and not necessarily innocent, but innocent enough.
Skids is the one to take the most action. After a while of buttering you up, asking questions, He tells you that it’s really nice to be on the ship, but nobody’s going to make you feel like home like he and Swerve do.
You watch movies together, the good ones that you recommend, because they always listen to your recommendation because you know best, of course.
It’s during these movie nights, the private ones between the three of you, you realize that they have holoforms, and that Swerve has more experience and control with his holoforms than anybody else on the ship, because he projected an entire planet once.
They do this a lot, when they’re with you. Skids tells you it’s because they want you to ‘feel at home’ since you’re ‘so far away from anyone that resembles family’ and ‘they’re very quick learners when it comes to making you happy’
Skids in particular gets a little miffed when others try to monopolize your time. He walks over and quickly shoots out a “Hey babe.” and brings his arm just enough around you to ward off anybody else who would think of getting close.
Swerve memorizes your taste preferences and when you tell him something tastes like something you used to have on Earth, he jots it down for future reference and makes sure to make that exact thing again the next time you have movie night together. Subtle manipulations to make sure you prefer them over everyone else on the ship.
After all, who else on the ship would go so far as to bring you back down to Earth when you’re millions of light years away.
They both agree that you need to be protected, first and foremost.
The obsession grows slowly for Magnus but Very Quickly for Rodimus, who jumps headfirst into any and every situation.
It starts with the introductions, and Rodimus insists on being with you for literally every one.
“You’re our liaison, and I’m the captain of the ship, so we should work closely together. I can tell you everything you need to know.”
Magnus schedules your shifts at the same time as either him or Rodimus. You rarely, if ever, run a shift without seeing one of them.
Rodimus becomes unnecessarily aggravated at Megatron literally any time he tries to get your attention.
“Anything you have to say to him, you can tell me. If he has anything to say to you, it can go through me too.”
Magnus realizes it one day while on shift when another member of the crew, Blaster, makes you laugh, and it hits him so hard that he never wants anybody else to be the one to make you laugh like that.
He shows you Minimus fairly quickly. His irreducible form. Because he wants to establish trust and totally not so he can gently lift you up and place you in his lap because you just fit there so well.
Proportionally, Rodimus holding Minimus holding you is their ideal.
Between the two of them if they see anybody else getting close to you, oh you KNOW they’re going to use their authority to stop that shit immediately.
Roddy is a little more manic let’s be real.
Dratchet (God I fucking love Dratchet)
Okay so, as far as Yandere goes, imagine this one scene where the Liaison, ie you, are casually talking to somebody, and then this menacing presence pops up behind them with red eyes and glaring and all that shit?
They are your shadows, constantly. Drift moreso than Ratchet because Drift has more freedom to roam around but boyyy are they hooked.
Threats are pretty open, but like, side threats. Drift brings mechs to the side and threatens them to stay away from you. “Have you ever met me while I was Deadlock? Would you like to? Alright good. Stay away from the liaison. They don’t need you around anyway.”
Drift confides his past in you to gain your sympathy. Once he has it, he brings Ratchet into the fold, outlining their relationship, and convinces you that it’s the most romantic thing you’ve ever heard.
Ratchet’s threats are casual. Served with dry wit over drinks at Swerves.
“I heard you were getting close with the liaison. That’s nice. Good for you. Though, if you get any closer I can’t say I’ll be very attentive the next time you’re in the med bay. I’m not what I used to be, you know. Accidents happen.”
They drive away pretty much everyone on the ship except a select few, and even then they’re super possessive.
They convince you that even if everyone else ignores you, they’ll ALWAYS make time for you because you’re Important enough to make time for.
Ratchet makes it a point to ‘take time off’ specifically so he can ‘spend it with you’, making you the ‘only reason he ever stops working’ and you get used to it, often asking him to take time off because the poor guy needs it, and if you’re the one to provide it then what’s the harm?
They both Can and Will kill anyone who gets too close to you. Or at the very least, maim them.
They’re the Hard Yandere Couple.
Tailgate ropes you in, Cyclonus keeps you there.
Tailgate’s your best friend! Cheery, loveable, open and accepting. He wants to spend so much time with you and learn everything about you. Did you know that this is his first time ever really meeting an alien? But then again it’s probably your first time too!
The two of you chat amicably as Cyclons stares down literally anybody else who even thinks of approaching you.
Tailgate is very touchy-feely. He likes holding you in his lap and petting the top of your head. You let him do it because he’s probably just getting used to the concept of having an organic on the ship. You can see where the interest would be.
He once holds you out ragdoll style to Cyclonus, who gingerly takes you and ‘instructs’ Tailgate how to ‘properly and respectfully’ hold a human, highlighting that they’re doing their best to make you comfortable.
Tailgate monopolizes your time, coming to greet you every day once you wake up, and seeing you to bed pretty much almost every day as well.
Whirl makes a joke to them one day that “If you love the human so much why don’t you just make them your conjunx.”, offhandedly.
Tailgate does that. Very slowly. Very subtly. He tells Cyclonus and yeah, they’re both down for it.
Tailgate confides in you that he fell down a hole and missed the whole war. How he almost died, how he didn’t have very much to live for until Cyclonus came around. Cyclonus tells you about his past and how he’s trying to be better for it. You tell them about your own life and troubles. Act of Disclosure
Tailgate gets you a gift. He says it’s from both of them. It’s a softly knit blanket that easily wraps around your form four times over. Act of Profference.
They take you out on the viewing balcony to see the stars, telling you that Cyclonus often likes to gaze at space, gather his thoughts. They bring food and the big blanket and tailgate keeps you in his lap and takes your hand and tells you that they’re so so glad you came on this ship. Cyclonus takes the other one. Act of Intimacy
They’re waiting for the right moment for the Act of Devotion, but if anyone asks you’re theirs and nobody else deserves you.
Cyclonus also threatens people with his sword but that’s a given.
