Whit: "I…just want a partner."
Charles: Sigh. "It's about time."
Whit: "Alright, what are my options?"
Charles: Points at Hu. "Alright, so this one has a lot of money, and she would treat you good, and you'd be set for life."
Charles: Points at Levi. "Uh, this one would be really, really nice to you, and he treats his mom well."
Charles: Points at Nico. "This one is, like, totally obsessed with you, in love with you. And these are also some very good ones.."
Charles: Points at Ace. "Actually, this one, this one doesn't want you at all, so ignore that one, and--"
Whit: "Wait, why doesn't that one want me?"
Charles: "Doesn't matter, he would treat you like crap anyways, and he's 5'5, so just ignore it."
Whit: "But-- But, what's his name?"
Charles: "…Are you serious?! You have all these options--"
Whit: "Yeah, I want that one, the one who doesn't want me. That's-- That's the one I want."
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Charles: "Dumb. Dumb as hell "