#white girl problems

[l3monlime]

Aí desabafo em português pq não vi gringa reclamando disso nunca. GENTE É MUITO TRISTE E HUMILHANTE quando vc tenta servir Tumblr girl blogger Nicolle dollanganger princesa Chelsea Lana del Rey Sophie woodhouse coelhinho Moranguinho ao mesmo tempo meio nerd RPG fantasia e alguns anime e as pessoas te interpretam como paneleira esquisita que deve tortura animal 💔💔 sei que é meio white girl problems mais é (eu amo animais inclusivee sou tolerante com tudo e todos)

[saynotowhitegirls]

White men be like: "Honey, I think I need to take my car to the mechanic because it's acting up again."

The mechanic:

[pederusa]

Everytime someone compliments me on having light eyes aka blue +greenish Im like thx bro ik they’re pretty but i cant see shit when it’s sunny I be running around like this 😎 I just went out to get my shirt rq without sunglasses now I’m seeing colors and shapes ffs

ONE EYE OPEN WHEN IM SLEEEPING

[squirrelstone]

Having one parent from Louisiana and the other descended from Irish and English immigrants is fun cause I love spicy food but my body just cannot handle it.

Example: I went out for lunch today and ordered hot and sour soup. The waiter, the chef, and the owner all came over to check on me at least once each cause I was practically sobbing into my soup cause my eyes were watering and my nose was running so bad even though I told them it was amazing.

I left a 40% tip for the trouble and a yelp review about how it was the best hot and sour soup I’ve ever had. And now I’m putting off drowning myself in milk because I know I need it but that will get the taste out of my mouth and I’m not ready for that. 😭

[pearlpettles]

girl bossing right here

[whatisntmycatdoing]

SUpPoRt My PyRamID sCHeMe

[ananasdoesnotbelongonpizza]

I have two followers and one of them is a cheesebot.

[influence-sable]

It Follows (2014) David Robert Mitchell