#whiteboyposting

[days-of-lenore]

who up losing they friends rn

[livums]

redrawing irial because he's in desperate need of it... idk which i like more. i think braid

[days-of-lenore]

what is it with me and blonde men

[days-of-lenore]

took a video of whiteboy snorting the powder stuff from a bag of fuzzy peaches today (long story) and he was trying to watch it on my phone and while trying to work my gallery app swiped to the next most recent photo and it was this

[days-of-lenore]

whiteboy moments + quotes from the past except they start off sweet and get progressively worse so you can understand just how cooked i am

him talking me down from a panic attack during our offstage time of act 2 of our into the woods dress rehearsal

him writing a specific dedication to me (and 2 other people but whatever) in his post-into the woods insta post

him saying an improv line during one of our scenes together because i was having a bad time and he knew it would make me feel better even if he was risking his life (the director was about to behead him) (at least this is why i think he did it)

all the marriage jokes during into the woods (i was cinderella and he was my prince)

someone else comes into our conversation and's like "am i interrupting?" and he goes "no i was just... singing to her" (he did not realise it sounded romantic till like 5 minutes later)

us tag teaming being backstage during that one scene of les mis in case his cousin fainted onstage

affirmations that i will not lose my whistle range as i get older

that time he taught me exactly how they used to castrate castratos (i did not ask)

all the cheating jokes during into the woods

the fact that we have the same fucking name

the fact that he is very much in love with someone else

him making fun of my laugh (he said it sounded fake so i made up an even faker one that i only use when he makes stupid jokes)

that time he accidentally punched me in the face

him treating me like a piano too many times for my tastes

that time he forgot me halfway across paris and did not apologise

the thing that happened yesterday that i'm not gonna say because i'm lowkey embarrassed that i still like him after it (let's just say he respects women but he doesn't respect people)

i'm not gonna write this one out because he would get cancelled and i don't want that so just know there's something that could go here

[days-of-lenore]

guys how do i convince whiteboy to let me sing no one else in our broadway revue (bro relegated me to goodnight my someone and over the rainbow like do you have no faith in my abilities)

[days-of-lenore]

what is it with me and evil blonde boys...

[ilikesoup4206]

sometimes a white boy just needs to eat a jiggly dih-shaped popsicle and watch instagram reels.

now replace “eat” with “women”. not so funny now, eh liberals?