FroggStixx

18 Professional Muppet, Amateur Man

[ilikesoup4206]

I had a late-night vision and HAD to bring it to life.

[ilikesoup4206]

Patton Stimboard!

(first ever stimboard, please have mercy.)

[ilikesoup4206]

time lapse for this drawing I did (the first one, if you couldn’t tell) for our one month/pride/roman’s birthday post on @hero-spotter-virgil !! enjoy :P

(minor warning for flashing elements)

(shout out to my tablet screen for going dead in certain areas every couple minutes, resulting in me having to fully shut off my device to get it working again. very cool 💪💪💪)

[hero-spotter-virgil]

Are you planning on going to any pride events this month? What sort of events is the city even having?

good timing. just got back from "pride in the park", the first of a few celebrations in MPC. rate the fit.

anyway. you'll never guess who was there supervising.

aaand Roman's fan club was there. as you can see, they were having a great time. apparently it's Roman's birthday? who knew. who cares.

if you missed it, don't worry. you have pride prom, drag brunch, a parade, ride for pride(biking?), competitive pride eating(hotdogs???), and more i'm sure i'm forgetting.

[OOC: Happy pride month, but MORE IMPORTANTLY, happy 1 month anniversary! hero spotter virgil is one(1) month old! we didn't give up after a week! go us! lets hope we last another month!!!!

to celebrate, enjoy a post with art. ft mod self inserts as the fan club members. we are Romans biggest fans.

thanks to everyone who got even an infinitesimal amount of joy from this. its so fun to run this thing.]

[ilikesoup4206]

one month of gay rp I do with bro!!! :D

[ilikesoup4206]

fly my scarab... 🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴

ugh fineeeee.

[hero-spotter-virgil]

update on the C&D thing.

TLDR: it was never serious and it's fine now. that's the quick summary for those who aren't that invested.

for the rest of you, i have screenshots.

ignore my awkward texting. i spent maybe 10 full minutes debating how to respond to just the first message.

obviously i did some digging into "Patton Hart." i mean, this could have been anyone, it was justified cyber stalking. all i could find was a LinkedIn, but everything there checked out. employed with Hero Headquarters, legal dept, whatever, whatever. otherwise his online presence was basically... none. at all. though that's not too unusual for people working closely with heroes.

i showed up (even though this was a very sketchy way to schedule a professional meeting) and there he was. Mr. Hart was, in fact, real. he was also doing the thing people do sometimes when they know i can read minds. repeating a word over and over, or thinking about a song really loudly in an effort to drown out their other thoughts. this continued throughout the meeting, and was mildly annoying.

i prepared some questions before i got there, but it was immediately clear that no structured conversation was going to be happening. i barely sat down before Patton was telling me all about how his husband left his lunch this morning and so he had to run after him and leave it with the lady at the front desk but then he saw the cutest cat in one of those backpack carriers and had to stop to say hi and on and on and ...

anyway, it was a while before we got to the point.

i already decided i wanted to at least get an audio recording in case he pulled some weird legal shit on me. i almost forgot, but i managed to bring it up before we got too far into talking.

below is the entire unedited audio recording i got before my phone died. because of course my phone died.

we talked for a while longer, but i didn't take notes. so that's great. lesson learned, i guess. all the most important parts are in the recording, thankfully.

i'll supposedly be getting a follow up from Roman King himself, so we'll see how that goes. not excited about that. dreading that, actually.

[ilikesoup4206]

i farted on yo pillow🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

I can still hear his voice beyond the grave…

[coolskeleton80085]

when i make superheroes i need to make their physiques oddly specific and meaningful to their characters or ill explode. heres the hero!sasi guys wirh notes. if u care

virgil too ig

[hero-spotter-virgil]

A cease and desist?? Dude that file looks like it was made on word for 5 minutes tops. It doesn't even have the Corporation's header or seal to make it seem legit TvT and aren't these things delivered in the actual mail too or by the lawyer of the person making the cease and desist??

This just reeks of insecurity

the working theory is it was typed and sent in 30 minutes with no plan at all. seems like the kind of impulsive decision this guy would make.

[stoneypony17]

i miss soencer

[the-grassy-hill]

im NOT feeling shrimptastic im going to KRILL myself

[communist-hatsunemiku]

Love this Miku so much... here is my take - googoogaga733

[hero-spotter-virgil]

obligatory intro post...

hi.

i stalk heros and villains so the public can sleep at night. like a storm chaser, but for the 3 grown ass men with superhuman abilities in this city. and their rogues gallery of freaks.

send me whatever info you have. or send me questions. idc

ooc info ↓

run by @froggstixx (he/him) and @coolskeleton80085 (he/him)

hello!! first off, this is a superhero au!!! we've been rotating this au in our brains for months and thought it'd be fun to make a little ask blog/roleplay/comic blog out of it.

please send asks! come into our world! ask Virgil questions! submit an anonymous tip! complain about how a chemical spill turned your uncle into a lizard-man!

we may post random comics and multimedia shenanigans as well. who knows where the story may take us...

[so-many-ocs]

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?

[trevek]

my dealer: got some straight gas 😳 this strain is called "disventure camp all stars" you'll be zonked out of your gourd me: yeah whatever i dont feel shit 5 minutes later: dude i swear i just saw riya & alec kissing my buddy jake pacing: i think ally is lying to me

[ilikesoup4206]

some people enjoy things a normal amount. some people get obsessed with a piece of media and spend the next few months (or years) reading fandom wiki pages of said media, watching that media repetitively, and nearly making that media their whole personality.

[ilikesoup4206]

I never understood Stockholm Syndrome until I ate these:

let me explain.

so I got these gummies at 5 Below. I’d seen them online and was honestly pretty excited to find them in a store near me. safe to say it was an immediate purchase. “lucky day!!” I naïvely thought to myself.

I get in the car. I open the package. I pop one of these things in my mouth.

how do I describe the feeling. it was like chewing on one of those bouncy balls you get in those coin machines at Chinese restaurants. it was somehow both raw and stale at the same time. it were as though I was eating a singular orbee. it crumbled in my mouth. a gummy. crumbled. in my mouth.

(the crunch though, I will attest, was top-tier.)

I ate about half the bag. I hated every second of it.

then I decide to bring them to class the next day. figured I’d share them with some buddies of mine.

not a single one of my friends liked these things.

now let me make something clear, my friends have a WIDE range in tastes. it goes from like “Only Able To Have Mountain Spring Water And Salad” to “I Will Eat Bacon Off The Floor If Left Unattended” (me, if you’re curious). for these gummies to not land with ANYONE was a sure fire indicator that they cannot and should not be consumed by the greater public.

I long for them every day. they were so gross. RIP my awful gummies, I will buy you again someday and regret it immediately.