Jan 10, 2014
One day, I will find out where you live and while you are sleeping in your deep, deep sleep, dreaming of puppies and video games and lesbian related mishaps I will be there, standing over you like a watchful guardian ready to strike at my prey (you) and prod you with my penis so hard that I break all of your senses for a good fifteen seconds (which is all the time that I need) to finish. In other words, I love you! DO NOT PALM ME OFF FOR YOU WILL BE MINE AND I WILL MAKE YOU HAPPY FOREVER MAHAHAH
LMAO Oh well, I'm not going to sleep anytime soon xD
How…creative? ahaaaa