#whooooooooops

[byle35]

femme SpongeBob gijinka jehdkajshdsk

[musings-of-a-creature]

so my newest obsession is statues

[hyperfoxated-maybe]

*runs to you with a microphone like a news reporter* Sam Sam! The people wanna know: What are your thoughts on the reptile characters? Ushari, the skinks, Kenge, Ora, all of them!

OKAYYY HI NIKKI!!!!!! we ignore how old this ask is.

All of them, you say??

Ora and the fellas - B tier villains at best.

Kenge - An asshole. not a very interesting character to me, sry Kenge fans. I don't hate shipping him with Ushari, but u all know what my #1 Ushari ship is.

Ushari - LMAO. Where do I even begin. Hoooooly shit. Doomed by the narrative much? One of the most tragically misunderstood characters. Abused in life, mocked in death. He's like my infant son if my infant son was a depressed snake.

Kongwe - Somebody should give her a cookie for dealing with Fuli + Makini. I think she would thoroughly enjoy an extra crunchy Chips Ahoy. Old lady ADHD confirmed.

Mystery Cobra - plot device… Them x mystery lion is excellent. Scar’s entire origin story just being that he wanted into a toxic mystery polycule and being rejected by the original members is actually so upsetting lmao. He came out with mental issues and made everyone else suffer for it./j

Kinyonga - I LOVE HER I LOVE HER- "Now you see me, now you don't!!" I love he so much. Plus I always think of that one honeybird clip from Undercover Kinyonga that Rahm posted.

Hodari - Omg the bestest boy. golden retriever vibes. My favorite crocodile/JKJK (my real fav is makuu)

Pua - Um, DILF!? Jesus possibly GILF!!?!/j lol. But actually I love him for giving Makuu a chance when nobody else would. When everybody else was like Makuu is terrible Pua was just like "He'll learn. It may make time, but I'm old and it's time for a new float leader. He will learn. This is the crocodile way." and I love him for that.

Makuu - Wonderful arc I love his character so very, very much. My absolute favorite croc of all time. He is so, so, so, so, so, so, so cool.

Kiburi - Honestly just a little shit. Kill him.

Nduli - Hah. Dumb.

Tamka - Oh, and there's dumber!

Neema - I can’t believe they never gave him a name. ☹️. Neema is a good one though, and we all use it so whatever. Who came up with it again?

Shupavu - Absolutely my favorite. She’s not evil. How dare you. ISTG She's like a fae, she just wants mischief.

type shit. She is my wife. given she is also Ushari's wife but like. I love her.

Njano - Every village need a village idiot I guess… Actually has he ever actually been stupid? I don’t think so actually. He just looks it. He's just an asshole to Ushari sometimes. I feel like they were trying really hard to make him one of the idiots but then he ended up just being an asshole like the rest of Scar's army.

Nyeusi - Ooooohhh sneaky boi! Sneaky, sneaky boi!!!

Waza - All I remember is Shupavu hissing "Waza! Nyeusi!".

Nyata - Couldn't put a face to this name if I tried.

I am. SO. sorry.

Nikki.

[ah-bright-wings]

Close up of a late night wip

[finnicksannie]

Snow: You’re a wanted man now, Peeta.

Peeta: Impossible, I wasn’t even a wanted child.

[kalypsichor]

hold me tight [ john lennon x reader ]

summary: John’s other hand is sliding, sliding down to cup your warmth—and then he’s stroking your folds and you arch against his chest. “Now, tell me.” John nuzzles at the column of your throat. “Is it the bath, or are you wet for me?”

prompt: Can you do hc of taking a bath with each of the Beatles 😍🥵 warnings: 1.4k of good ol’ fucking in a bathtub

I was going to write your hcs... but then I got caught up thinking of just John and I, uh... this whole thing happened. Sorry anon? Anyway, this is my first John fic and it’s dedicated to @spaceyantique​ , who isn’t even a little bit subtle about who her favorite is <3

You’re so immersed in the warm, relaxing bath that you don’t notice John’s home until the bathroom door swings open.

“Jesus Christ.” You bring a hand to your chest, trying to will your heartbeat slower. “I didn’t hear you come in!”

John’s gaze travels up your naked form below the water and then meets yours with a cheeky grin. “Sorry, lovie. Guess you were... distracted.”

“I was just taking a bath,” you splutter, blood rushing to your cheeks. John feels his slacks grow a little tighter at the sight of you reclined in the tub, face a rosy pink and breasts just barely submerged in the water.

“Mmhm. Room for one more?”

How could you say no? Especially with the way John’s gaze seems to be devouring you whole right now, warming you up in a way that has nothing to do with the bath water. You nod and try very hard not to watch as John undresses, tossing his clothes in the corner. Before long, he’s stepping into the bathtub and settling behind you. With a gentle but firm grasp, John pulls you by the hips to his chest and you recline into his embrace.

“So beautiful,” he growls, pressing a kiss to your shoulder. You shudder at the feeling of John’s lips brushing against your skin and your head tips back involuntarily as his mouth travels up to your jaw.

“John...”

A calloused hand traces its way up from your hip to your breasts, pinching one of your nipples and then moving to the next. Your rosy buds harden into peaks under his touch and each tug at them sends a tingle of electricity to your core. John’s other hand is sliding, sliding down to cup your warmth—and then he’s stroking your folds and you arch against his chest.

“Now, tell me.” John nuzzles at the column of your throat. “Is it the bath, or are you wet for me?”

“‘m wet for you, Johnny, ah—all for you.”

“Good girl,” he says, and curls a finger into your cunt. His thumb just barely brushes over your clit and you jerk, whining at the waves of arousal washing through you. It’s not enough, you want more, and John seems to know this because he adds another finger and starts finger-fucking you in earnest now.

“Wait, wait—“ you gasp, and he immediately stills.

“What’s wrong, birdie?”

You crane your neck back and capture John’s lips with yours. The position is a little awkward, but when his tongue swipes into your mouth nothing else matters.

“Wanna come around your cock,” you say, pulling back and blinking up at him, and John groans at your words. You grind against his erection that’s been digging into your back and his fingers tighten around your waist.

“Fuck, yeah, okay.”

You turn in the bath, sending a prayer of thanks that John had insisted on getting such a large one, and straddle your legs on either side of his. Your hand reaches into the water and grasps his length and it’s John’s turn to whine, head falling back onto the tiled wall at the feeling of your fingers stroking him. It’s so... wet in the water, and you’re able to move your wrist with a smoothness that sends curses tumbling out of John’s mouth.

“You gonna stop teasin’ me?” he grits out, feeling his orgasm coming on far too quickly as you thumb over his red tip.

“’s only cause you did it to me,” you say, and then you’re sinking onto his cock. The both of you groan at the wet drag of his length against your walls, and when John bottoms out you take a moment to rest your head against his chest.

John brings a hand up to brush away some of the hair sticking to your face. You’re both sweating already because of the warm bath water, and John brushes his lips against your damp forehead.

“Good?” he asks. You grind your hips down onto him in response, which sends a shudder through his body.

Encouraged by John’s reaction, you brace yourself against his shoulders and lift up until his cock is almost entirely out of your cunt—and then sink down in one smooth motion. You set a hard, fast pace—as fast as you can in the water, anyway—and soon John’s canting his hips up to meet yours and hitting your sweet spot with each thrust. Your moans, high and breathy, are echoing off the bathroom walls, accompanied by John’s grunts and sighs at the feeling of your cunt squeezing around him.

“Fuck, I’m getting close,” he gasps, and you rock your hips even faster, desperate to get your own release as well.

John suddenly digs his fingers into your back as his other hand reaches up to rub sloppy circles around your clit and the combination of the pleasure and the pain has you screaming out. You drive your hips down, hard, and then you’re both coming, names rolling off each other’s lips like prayers.

It takes a minute for you to come down from your high. When you do, John’s running a hand down your back, soothing the scratches he’d made. He hugs you to his chest and, for a little bit, it’s a moment that belongs to you two and nothing else in the world. Even the water lapping gently at your skin fades away into just a soft tingling at the edges of your conscience.  Your senses narrow down to the feeling of John’s fingers pressing softly against your spine, John’s nose nudging at your ear, John’s breath fluttering against your jaw, John’s heart beating steadily on your breast, John, John,

“John,” you sigh, and his lips curve into a smile, tickling your neck. He shifts and slips out of you and that feeling is what brings you out of your reverie.

He repeats your name to you, this time soft and reverent and without the urgency of earlier.

“My gorgeous girl,” John murmurs. The smile that spreads across your face at his compliment only serves to further the beauty about you. John thinks this to himself and, not for the first time, wonders just how he managed to find someone like you.

“We ought to take a shower now.”

“What do you mean?” John quirks his eyebrows. “We’re already in the bath.”

“Yeah, but… we’re not exactly clean, are we?”

John considers this for a moment and then, leaning forward, licks a stripe right between the valley of your breasts. You squeal and bat at his shoulders.

“Tastes pretty clean to me,” he says with that stupid, cheeky smile that never fails to make you weak in the knees. You swat at him again and John snickers, ducking out of the way, the motion sending a wave of water over the edge of the tub.

“Now we’ve got to clean that too! John, you’re being a right menace—hEY!”

You gape at John, furiously trying to blink away the water he’d splashed into your face. There’s a beat of silence where the two of you just stare at each other, John holding in a horrific snort and you a scream. Suddenly, a wicked idea forms in your head.

“Oh, John.” You run a slow hand up his chest. When your palm comes to cup John’s cheek, his expression is so obviously torn between confusion and arousal that you almost laugh. “I forgive you, Johnny.”

“Oh, erm… okay.” His eyes dart between yours and the thumb that’s now tracing looping patterns across his collarbones. He’d been expecting retaliation of some sort. “Thanks?”

You smile your sweetest smile and John’s breath hitches when you lean in to place a gentle kiss to the underside of his jaw. He doesn’t even notice that your other hand has come up to his shoulder.

“Might wanna hold your breath,” you say, and the question doesn’t even finish forming on John’s lips before you’re pushing him underwater. When he surfaces, cursing and spluttering, the fight is on.

You both end up having a lot more to clean up than you’d bargained for.

[okay-klepto]

I'm just sitting here, eating soup, thinking good, wholesome thoughts about everyone's favorite cowboy Arthur Morgan

[obscureenthusiast]

I posted 232 times in 2021

6 posts created (3%)

226 posts reblogged (97%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 37.7 posts.

I added 128 tags in 2021

#nov 5th - 33 posts

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#video - 5 posts

Longest Tag: 138 characters

#'you're my platonic and romantic and forever in every way soulmate so i guess i gotta just go with you on vampires but i *will* be snarky'

My Top Posts in 2021

#5

hello I am, as the kids say, Back on My Bullshit* [IMAGE ID: a meme image of Sue Sylvester from GLEE that’s been edited to read: I am going to create A fic chapter that is so Self Indulgent]

4 notes • Posted 2021-02-17 21:59:26 GMT

#4

I’m obsessed with this screenshot I took of Revolution it literally just looks like a meme template

58 notes • Posted 2021-09-26 05:31:29 GMT

#3

every day, emotionally, spiritually, metaphysically... on all levels but physical, I am trying to be Marko Stunt wearing This Bucket Hat/Sunglasses/Tanktop Combo showing up (non-legally) at the Double Or Nothing 2020's Casino Ladder Match with a fun-sized ladder just to assist his dinosaur dad in beating up an incredibly lazy man.

81 notes • Posted 2021-10-17 20:50:37 GMT

#2

I simply cannot stop losing it over this

wrestling is the only sport I care about

141 notes • Posted 2021-09-19 08:24:58 GMT

#1

he literally just kicked a man in the face and now he's looking at the ref like he did nothing

get you a man who says "por favor 🥺" to the ref right after blatantly disobeying the rules of wrestling

149 notes • Posted 2021-11-03 04:56:23 GMT

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