#whumpy puns

[salomeslashes]

you 🤝me: the whumper who goes around making wisecracks. the jokes are their own kind of torture.

I may not be the strongest, but you might say I have puns of steel.

[painsandconfusion]

Whumpy Moments #11

Axeident

"Hold still, I'm not going to hurt you."

Whumpee crawled back, dragging their bleeding leg across the ground. The pain ripped up through them, but their frantic, stuttering heartbeat forced them to keep moving.

Whumper raised the axe again.

"Please please don't!" Whumpee squeaked as Whumper took another step.

"I'm not going to hit you."

Whumpee stared up at them. "Y-you already did!"

Whumper laughed. "Oh come on, that was an axeident."

Whumpee pulled back further.

"Just hold still and maybe I'll miss this time."

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