Hi All! This is primarily a VERY DARK kink blog, but also of interest to certain whump enjoyers. Don't hesitate to let me know if you'd like me to tag something and I will do my utmost to do so.
Writing masterlists are at the bottom of this post.
Silly blog= @salomemes
Non-horny sideblog= @actnormalsalome
A03 = somethingsalome
My gorgeous icon was created by @scarletfish8eta and I love it so much. SO much.
Info below the cut.
Hello! I'm Salome. I like reading, writing, knitting, memes, and cold blooded, sadistic [imaginary] murder. I am 35 years old, transmasc (he/him), and polyamorous.
Common personal tags:
"salome speaks" (personal ramblings)
"fievelposting" (posts regarding my localish partner)
"harleyposting" (posts regarding my far away partner)
"miaposting" (posts regarding my Canadian masochist friend)
I am very friendly, for an absolute monster, and my inbox is always open for tomfoolery! I was on Tumblr for a number of years then vanished and came back to the same URL before switching, so if my name sounds familiar you probably knew me when.
Happy to chitty chat all day long about whatever.
Here are some bullet lists of things my writing will and will not contain, followed by a masterlist of masterlists.
Things I love:
Blood and gore (I wanna see what your insides look like).
Cannibalism.
Dismemberment, decapitation, disemboweling. (Basically my "Live Laugh Love" tbh.)
Captivity.
Noncon/dubcon (sexual or nonsexual).
Murders and executions.
Helpless, terrified victims.
Things I'm curious about or want to write more of:
Choose your own adventure stories.
Fantasy worlds.
Ongoing series (I have way too many ideas).
Soft limits (may be included but very unlikely):
Female victims with male aggressors.
Hard limits (you will never see them here):
Violence involving minors.
Scat.
Animal abuse.
WRITING MASTERLISTS:
Stories on my old blog (Some are not well tagged, and some will be moved over here eventually. But yeah. Enjoy?)
Snips and Snaps (drabbles, etc.)
Shorts (Stand alone shorts, exactly what it sounds like.)
*trying to flirt* haha i bet ur guts look soooo pretty i bet u have the greatest bones ever. ur beating heart would be so sexy to hold in my hands i would be so gentle with it. why are you running
Today on a call with Fievel I mentioned having an IUD and he said "improvised uterine device" and I said "yes, I made it myself out of a bent up paperclip" and I had no idea it was possible to "yes, and" someone to death.
When I said I wanted to be inside you, I meant I wanted to cut your belly open and play with your warm, wet innards and nuzzle myself into your rib cage.
But don’t worry- I can fuck you while I do it too, if you ask nicely.
So Fievel was here over the weekend and I need to tell you that at one point late in his visit I was like "I've barely left any marks on you, I have to leave a few good ones so [his gf] can go ehehehehehe" and he was like "I mean......you don't.....HAVE to...... D: "
At one point I bit him and he yelled and it was hot but then he was like "did you enjoy that noise" and I got awkward and hid my face against the back of the couch and he laughed and said "aw, shy monster" I'm so fucking toast.
So Fievel was here over the weekend and I need to tell you that at one point late in his visit I was like "I've barely left any marks on you, I have to leave a few good ones so [his gf] can go ehehehehehe" and he was like "I mean......you don't.....HAVE to...... D: "
So Fievel was here over the weekend and I need to tell you that at one point late in his visit I was like "I've barely left any marks on you, I have to leave a few good ones so [his gf] can go ehehehehehe" and he was like "I mean......you don't.....HAVE to...... D: "
I'm "just watched In A Violent Nature (a film I have seen before) on pause for several minutes like 'wow, I remembered the pacing being slow but not THIS slow' before noticing" high, how are you?