#why egg

[synthient]

I am pacing back and forth like a noir detective. I am gazing intently into my hand. And in my palm: a single plastic easter egg.

[missguidedmartyr]

science side of tumblr please explain why in a dream where my mum & grandma had me and all my friends on a conveyer belt backstage somewhere grotesquely turning us into massive boiled eggs I was more distraught about not being able to be with my boyfriend anymore/whether he’d still want me as an egg than the fact that I was being turned into a hard-boiled egg

[bunwithabox]

EGG

A panicked look came over the faunus’ face as another stranger ran up to her, screamed egg, and handed her one before running off. Why was this happening!?

“C-coco!? There was another one!”

[seofthours]

Ellie just keeps saying egg over and over. Help

[bellabirb]

Bella arrives fashionably late to the Birblr Egg Party from a few months back. (There's no baby inside, I don't have a male lovebird)

[beetlegarden]

i love how europeans say “aubergine” it’s so beautiful and flowy and then we say eggplant who decided aubergine=plant that looks like egg it doesn’t even look like an egg i’m so angry

[arigatoad-gozaimasu]

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqGm9Nc2Rd8)

Truly a masterpiece of our times

[mexican-kurloz]

egg

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w…who? knows the secret egg code?