#why father

[praetorian-of-terra]

What is going on?

One brother is creating pict-cast of his surprisingly decent singing, and my other brother is breaking down for not being invited for family dinners nearly 10,000 years ago.

My nephew is attempting to perform such primitive medical practices on himself, and yet another brother has withheld my uncle's recipe for ten millenia (and has accused such scandalous relations between two of my brothers, but the recipe thing is more important to me).

Father, why have you left me within this madness? Am I the only sane one left?

[oh-my-lord-its-an-american]

Guys my dad wants to join Tumblr send help

[weirdlynotspecific]

So I watched howl's moving castle with my dad because I bothered him until he watched it with me and HBO max decided to freeze at this part

Anyways my father just said "I also like to sniff my hands. Yum yum. Think it's mustard?"

I- and now I'm just reimagining this scene in a totally different context and I CAN'T.

[georgethem]

kafkaesque

[jackie-b-wackie]

im watching st with my dad and i tried so hard to not gush about billy bc my dad brought him up. THEN we started talking about Dacre. AND THIS MAN IS LIKE 'WhAt KiNd Of NaMe Is ThAt' AND I HAD TO EXPLAIN HOW TO PRONOUNCE IT AND HE STILL WONT- AND IM LIKE 'THATS HOW YOU PRONOUNCE IT WITH AN AMERICAN ACCENT' And now he pronounces it like 'dag-cer' 😭

[the-cosmic-yeet]

My dad always makes coffee in the morning and tells us that it tastes good but it doesn’t, it’s always sour and doesn’t taste particularly good and I end up wasting sugar and milk trying to make sure it doesn’t make my burps smell chemical-ish

[grimbalin]

Tom Borgson always makes enough bacon for everyone to have a piece at breakfast. He would never let his children wake up to the smell of bacon only to discover that he'd only made enough for himself. Tom Borgson also NEVER talks over Dido songs when they come on the radio

[hug-me-brutha]

My father, whom I love, just walked up to me and said, with his own mouth, "two four six eight, I declare a thumb war"