Fun times were had by all

any pronouns, 25, Australian, really tired (like, all the time) Into a bunch of fandoms that I will randomly post a lot about in bursts. So... nothing new here.

[calamitydaze]

they should invent a disproportionate emotional response that goes away when you rationally understand the cause

[girlballs-archive]

captain picker isgonna finger himself

[girlballs-archive]

his wife is. 44 years old.

[despazito]

The fucking that old man website when someone actually fucks that old man

[the-unnecessary-commentary]

[alexandersfolly]

Tumblr is stuffed to the brim with 18-25 year olds who talk endlessly about being a hole for old men and have a heart attack the second a consenting adult is in a relationship with an old man

[gay-milton-quotes]

guys. can we PLEASE focus. is he gonna finger himself or not.

[fagseal]

Results inconclusive on my end I'm gonna need to consult @bonesfucker3000

[bonesfucker3000]

he is going to finger himself trust

[grumpygreenonion]

tuvok doing mind melds like crazy i assume just because he's bored asf

[grumpygreenonion]

tuvok under 10 layers of vulcan mind control:

[beingharsh]

*amy winehouse voice* gayboy...

[pseudomantis]

[is-the-owl-video-cute-deactivat]

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

[phaeton-flier]

How about you mind your own damn business

[strawberrycamel]

we really should be calling it fanworks, not content

[strawberrycamel]

I'm here for fun and community not to rp a mega corporation's underpaid social media intern

[box-dwelling]

BUDDY I AM GONNA NEED YOU TO LOCK THE FUCK IN

[neomedievalist]

goodreads reviewers aren't human

[neomedievalist]

metamorphosis

[neomedievalist]

literally wasnt even going to post it bc it made me so infuriated but the joys of making fun of someone together online won over. check this out. from the #1 RATED GOODREADS REVIEWER

there are no words.

[neomedievalist]

This is her favs list on goodreads btw

[plentyaurum]

Metamorphosis would be better if it was about a witch finding her neighbours missing cat in a small village in the alps.

[sandmandaddy69]

[liltoaster]

[lakemojave]

I have you blocked because I don't like your blog at all but I hope you're doing well. ok blocking you again adieu

Hello???

[lakemojave]

Anon bb come back i can change for you

[wickedsick]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[shadowsandshadowsinthelight]

things Captain would have been better at than being in the army:

Wedding planner

Stressed out community theater director

History teacher who really needs to retire

(alternatively) gym teacher who really needs to retire

Museum (don't know what he would do there though.)

Some kind of coach or sports commentator

Postal worker

Newspaper columnist

Some kind of code enforcement

Interior decorator

Some kind of editor or copywriting

Being gay

[wnacn]

Drew on the wrong layer again…

[segamascott]

[godserene]

[siena-sevenwits]

Hey everyone, looks like the “cat summoned for jury duty” was ai generated - even has the ai symbol at the top. Thanks for the heads up, @cannot-all-throw-inkpots . My apologies- I did not realize when I shared it.

[theriu]

Aww dangit. Guess that makes sense, but it was so believable because I can 100% see that kind of goofup happening

[theriu]

Some positive news: There really WAS a cat summoned for jury duty back in 2010. Turns out the error was quickly corrected and the cat did NOT actually have to travel to the courthouse. But at least we can enjoy the fact that a papereork glitch did once try to give a cat jury duty XD

[misscromwellsmonocle]

The Little Art Connoisseur (1863) August Friedrich Siegert

[darnitjack]

Last time this came around I showed my three year old and he said "He's little like me!" and stared for a whole minute (v. Long in toddler time).

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[coffee-or-hot-cocoa]

i need all the help i can get for finals

[finnglas]

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

[avhira]

I could use some luck

[monarobot]

The good luck post! \o/