#why spider

[nuvuruo]

teto... my beloved

i was planning to just draw her, but here i am

with own design cus why not probably will finish it sooner or later

[drpepperphd]

hey uh fuck the nightmare of mensis

[xweirdo101x]

I lost my coffee to spiders

I had a coffee and was sitting outside by the lake with my mom, when the first spider showed it’s self I jumped tried knocking it off a quick as possible but nooo it just kept making lil web strings to stay the fuck on I eventually got it off not before spilling coffee on myself.

The second spiders revenge came suddenly on the hand I was holding my coffee! Spider and coffee were no more I managed to through my coffee and get rid of the spider in one go! I’m a lil sad I lost my coffee to a spider but I got rid of spider!

[deadcatwithaflamethrower]

There is a giant black spider under my dresser (or maybe not anymore. I don't know which is worse) Distract me? Please?

Excerpt from next chapter then! (Go away, spider under that dresser!)

“You’re really Salazar Slytherin’sbrother?” Emmaline Vance asks.

Nizar wonders if people will ever stopasking him that question. “I am, and yes, I did actually spend nearly ten centurieslocked in a Preservation Charm embedded in a portrait. I don’t think I wouldrecommend it to anyone else.”

“Which would make you…?” Diggle is liftingan inquiring eyebrow.

“Over a thousand years old,” Nizarreplies. “The 1200s were interesting, and by interesting I mean mostconversations centered around how much they wanted William II of England dead,consumed, and left behind in a privy.”

“That was far more detail than I everwanted to know about any monarch, ever, and I live in Britain,” Hestia Jonessays.

“But he was a Slytherin portrait in aSlytherin Common Room. That’s useful intelligence, considering how manySlytherins are in You-Know-Who’s ranks,” Emmaline Vance notes.

Nizar frowns. “Please use Voldemort’sname. It’s a stupid name, but it sounds less stupid than that nonsense.”

“Emmaline has a point. You did know allthe Slytherins who’d still be alive to be a pain in our backsides,” Alastorsays. “And most of them were of your House, Mister Slytherin.”

“I adore how you make it sound likethis must be some personal failing of mine,” Nizar returns dryly. “Perhapsthose Slytherins felt they had nowhere else to go, Auror Moody. Not all of them,mind—Lucius Malfoy was a prick from the moment he entered the Common Room untilthe day he finally left it for good. Narcissa, though…she always struck me asbeing more intelligent.”

“What about Bellatrix?” Andromeda asks,a bitter smile lurking behind her eyes.

“Someone once read me a book called Alice in Wonderland. To use a referencefrom that: she’s madder than a fucking hatter,” Nizar answers. “I’d hate tothink of how far down that rabbit hole she’s fallen now.”

“Far,” Black says flatly.

[the-thorns-of-ash]

WHY SPIDER

Me: *is trying to sleep at a reasonable time*

Spider: *exists*

Me: *grabs four notebooks and the fight begins*

-A year passes and me and the spider are still in war, the spider hides waiting for a sneak attack, I almost lose when...-

Roommate: *exists, murders spider*

Me: *very embarrassed*

[pcots]

Was moving spider

lost sight of spider.

screaming silently.

[kupari]

Yay..There’s spider on the curtain. Not a tiny one. I can’t hit it, it would just drop or run away. No way I’m using a jar. Wish spiders had no effect on me. I don’t feel safe :P

[thegodsofcalamity]

A spider decided to makes it's home in my headphones [they're the older style] and I don't want to burn them or touch it but I need them I've never felt so powerless in my life