#whyamilikethat

[beepbeepyousadfukk]

i'm 24 and still daydream daily about skulduggery picking me up from work like "beep beep you're a wizard sam"

[pern-is-a-wonderfull-world]

Other people when asked which animal they would be during a job interview : maybe a dog because it's a loyal animal, or a cat because it has such a free spirit

Me, a total weirdo : a platypus. Because... it's weird and I am weird.

[newpersephone]

I always wanted to be a woman who doesn’t need a man to make her feel worthy and happy but now i just wish that a caring guy would knock on my window and say “Hey there Juliet. Nurse off-duty?”

[mindlessphoenix]

Forgive my indifference; I'd rather be distant than devastated.

Ahmed Mostafa

[the-violet-spirit]

me: hi!

life: umm

me: ??

life: you sure?

me:??

life: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

me: this is such a mistake i gotta go omg bye