#whybenny

[thescreechowl]

Rory scares me sometimes

[t0lva]

It's times like these where i really miss Asha whybenny

[thescreechowl]

At the movie theater today they started playing the backstreet boys so i started dancing cuz ya know, backstreet boys, and Husband No 1 stepped away from me and pretended i was a stranger. What a loser.

[t0lva]

whybenny is at work missing the fun so I decided she needed a preview of what was awaiting her

[thescreechowl]

Rory Story No 6 or Rory thinks he's Rum Tum Tugger

Rory: HUMAN I AM HERE LET ME IN HUMAN

me: yes hello cat come in

Rory: I NEED TO EAT DID YOU GIVE ME FOOD HUMAN I NEED TO KEEP UP MY STRENGTH YOU KNOW I RUN A LOT

me: no you just ate 5 minutes ago

Rory: OKAY LET ME GO OUTSIDE NOW HUMAN

me: you just came in like 2 seconds ago and I already sat down

Rory: okay.

Rory:...

Rory: human. human. human. HUMAN. I NEED TO GO OUTSIDE HUMAN DO YOU HEAR ME IT IS URGENT

me:.....

Rory: HUMANHUMANHUMANHUMANHUMANHUMANHUMAN

me: ARGH RORY SHUSH

Rory:....

me: ....

me: sigh. alright. out you go.

*five seconds later*

Rory: HUMAN I AM HERE LET ME IN HUMAN LET MEEEEE IIIIIIIIIIIIN

me: *gets up from couch for the 8th time*

[articweekends]

It's your birthday?!?! Very happy birthday to you! :)

yeah it is thank you very much!!

[t0lva]

Statistician!batch proctoring your online test

he gets flirty when asking you to show your photo id

[thescreechowl]

FINALLY!

The lovely Asha-bird tagged me for the Tumblr Accent challenge so here ye go, have my big ass face on your dash, y'all.

Them's the rules

I am tagging Tee, Kristen and Lucie