#whydoesthishappen

[0ver1ord]

Cursed

What is it man, when I try and make a nice romantic gesture it a has just ended with them breaking up with me. 1st one promise ring, breakup. 2nd one Valentines day flowers, breakup. And now today, although I don’t blame her, plan a big date and make a reservation, breakup. 

Am I cursed? the second I make an effort to do something romantic, which I am bad at, it just ends in disaster for me. I kinda feel helpless, 

[recaps-and-mishaps]

What happens when you cast dispel magic on Mordenkainen's Magnificant Mansion while someone jumps through it?

They end up cut in half 😪

Why is my party like this? Our DM actually had to figure it out ..

[ajbray]

Oh, good. Because I thought maybe having my clothes all hanging in my closet was too convenient anyway. Thanks. #whydoesthishappen #thisapartment #newconstruction (at Rockville, Maryland) https://www.instagram.com/p/BtZal7AhRm1/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=pegls1ovywgf

[istg-wonwoo]

Jealous Wonwoo

[gimmesomethingthatisnttaken]

Do mothers ever realize that by saying “no” to everything her child asks for is going to make the child a rebel? And then after a few years they start realising that the child is not listening to her and will then resort to scolding, punishing and screaming.

[istg-wonwoo]

Tropical Area struggles

9:00 AM: 🌞🌄

9:02 AM: ⚡☔ (good time for sweater paws)

[cashewables]

I can't swim

Cute guy at the party: Hey!

Me before I was drunk: I wish I had a pool.

Cute guy: Why's that?

Me: So I can drown in it.

Cute guy: Ha! Dark humor that's really funny!

Me: No, I'm just depressed

Cute guy walking away: HA! There it is again so funny!

:'D

[ladyofthelakeshore]

When you can’t get your phone to work properly for three days, it feels like Mondayface lasts forever. #mondayface #dog #lucy #sotired #mondayforever #whydoesthishappen #everythingsgottaendsometime #finallyworking #mostlyworking (at Old Brooklyn)