Every time a Canadian is an asshole, Canadian God turns them into a Canadian goose and sends them to America. This is why everyone in Canada is nice and also why all Canadian geese are assholes.

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Every time a Canadian is an asshole, Canadian God turns them into a Canadian goose and sends them to America. This is why everyone in Canada is nice and also why all Canadian geese are assholes.