#ihategeese

[monstika]

P.S. The plural of asparagus = asparageese . . #goose #geese #asparagus #asparagoose #asparageese #puns #punny #punstagram #dadjokes #animaldrawing #illustration #birdwatching #ihategeese #vegetables https://www.instagram.com/p/CcvL2IUOWFy/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[robinmarie12]

I love most birds except.... GEESE. Oh my goodness I do not like geese. They are everywhere. They are protected in the United States and not that I would ever hurt them, but they are pesky and annoying creatures that think they own the areas they populate to. We have some that migrated to the field by my work and it would be fine if they stayed in the field, but oh no they walk across the road and cars have to stop for them. They take their sweet time crossing the road as well. Geese are inconsiderate and rude when it comes to other people. They hiss and like to attack people. I on the other hand don’t stop for geese, I drive up to them and make them move out of my way. Now let me make myself clear I wouldn’t ever run over one but I don’t let them control me.

[eleanorlinderba2b]

Cat sent good goosey ref.

[goldsealpilots-blog]

Bucket list item knocked off tonight! Flew the citation over New York City 🌃. Those lines of lights are cars 🚗 🚗 🚗 🚗 ------------------------------------------ www.OnlineGroundSchool.com. #goldseal #yohoyohoapilotslifeforme #CFI #cessna #jet #charter #135 #newyorkcity #manhattan #11thousandfeet #ididntputitinthehudson #nogeese #ihategeese #miracleonthehudson #sully #bigapple #ilovenewyork #newyorknewyork #sinatra

[thedaystarsfall]

If you're in a position where you need someone else [in order] to be happy, then you're not gonna be happy because that person could dick out on you at any point.

ihategeese

[tammyamstutz]

#ryangosling #geese #ihategeese

[interdimensional-anomalocaris]

Every time a Canadian is an asshole, Canadian God turns them into a Canadian goose and sends them to America. This is why everyone in Canada is nice and also why all Canadian geese are assholes.