#whydoidothesethings

[iggyandeno]

Hi, it’s me. Your patio-furniture-loving son who you almost accidentally locked out last night.

[fangirlshandbag]

So I have completed the initial #pattern repeat to my #first #beaded #lace #shawl. So far I haven't stabbed my eyes out with a #knitting #needle so I must be doing something right. #imnotcrazy #knittersofinstagram #laceshawl #madronalace #beads #whatamidoing #whydoidothesethings

[sinequanonlioness]

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Why was I doing this? Looking back and wondering where my safety net of friends and fam are on this app to help curb my enthusiasm for all manner of foolishment. 😒😂. #whydoidothesethings #wonderifIstillcan #justkidding https://www.instagram.com/p/CU2_nlflC0a/?utm_medium=tumblr

[faithnself]

Lost my damn mind.. drove kids to school. Damn my gut hurts. #postsurgery #gallbladdersurgery #whydoidothesethings #ouchie https://www.instagram.com/p/B8eOP3TJ8SU/?igshid=15l4plmahsetg

[a-quarter-of-roses]

My friend said she wanted me to make her an OC for Steven Universe. She wanted an Orange Diamond, but with an eyepatch, because she wanted it to also be a pirate.

She got what she wanted.

[biscreamingintothevoid]

In the rare cases when people actually flirt with me, I am completely unprepared to deal with it and I immediately revert to 3rd grade socializing skills that make me want to hide behind the nearest maternal figure while she tells me to say thank you

[theworldaccordingtocha]

First night of stacking derby after wrestling practices. This should go hella amazing... #mykneesalreadyhurt #whydoidothesethings #norestforcha (at Sacred City Warehouse) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bp58JRrgfNu/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1pptnz61xw662

[sharplungful]

hot drunk mess coming through