Two traitors for sale!!! The little one is cute, but don't let him fool you!! He will projectile poop on you without warning and leave you covered in orange baby poop from neck to knees!! (No exaggeration!!) And the big one will laugh like a banshee when it happens... She clearly can't be trusted!! Serious offers only!! I accept cash, major credit cards, and money orders!!! #ThrowTheWholeBabyAway #ThrowTheWholeNanaAway #ItWasInMyBra!!! #WhyGawd?? #HelpMeFawtha!! #HadToWashMyWholeOutfit #WhyDoINeedABathAfterHEPoops??














