#whynes

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Cold or hot?

I do not mind the cold its free i mean it depends on where i reside i could be sweating my balls of or freeze to death either way i don’t like to complain i really do not call me ugly ill grab a mirror and ill look at me with you if i feel cold sure ill leave just don’t look for me when its warm outside thats not my fault could be partly maybe it does not exist or maybe its there it is like getting hit with gravity while breathing air i try not to believe it too much because i know its not there maybe one day they will see maybe one day i wont be such an idiot communicating so dumb with words explaining where im from you are not me neither are you am i so do not get me inloved or involved rather at the end of the day i wont even matter.

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I’m satisfied with my life really

i dont ask for company even when im alone

i live with sadness she stays in my bed

grudge is over my shoulder everyday

greed i see every here and there

my friends i think they are everywhere

or rather think im crazy might even be in sane

love doesnt exist in my heart 

if it does it will freeze

care is here to stay 

too much then i cant stay

i try to handle it alone

when i cant ill be on my phone

ill scroll here and scroll there

then i move on

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is hip

it gets dirty alot i dont know why i think they just dont care about it too much they only radio me when they bored or need a ride sometimes i dont mind sometimes i do but whats sad about it is when i chill im the crazy one i mean sure if thats how they wanna look at me whatever floats their boat i guess i dont want to dabble in it too much i entertain myself better than seeing what they think because honestly we are all crazy i think i keep my sanity but you know how long that lasts 

P.S. ill be at everest if you need something just dont think ill be helping too much

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we’ll come

Medically inclined historian with less knowledge than a blind man walking in between the universecity and a library hoplessly being romantic to a bananapeel on the 11th floor over lookin a bridge yes its still a planet not sure if its relevant but this is my sface and some will come from the book some from the abyss but know this no matter how sound or profound i may seem do nuts take me very srsly you might end up lost looking for a clue when blue is the sea and steve is a snake turned bong his crayon into a mascot 

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SANTA IM WAITING

santa if i see you at some point tonight lemme know how you get around with that sleigh around the world i mean the peeps at physics class wondering about and they say that nose of yours reindeer errr i meant rudolph is like a beacon how is the electric bill on that? that big bag of presents that never gets old round here much love to ya id hangout a little more but i gotta snow Cya

P.S. take some cookies just don’t take the wrong ones you still gotta drive hihihi

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super powers and applications

Time manipulation: Burnt toast? no problem

Lightning speed: Late for work? wake up earlier next time

Flight: Tired of economy seats? suck it up first class cost too much

Super human strength: Now you can eat more using a bigger and heavier spoon

Mind reading: Have the burden of knowing all the stuff people think but cant say

Teleportation: Pizza delivery guy employee of the year

Regenerative powers: You are now an organ farm and blood donor for life

Animal communication: Never go to a slaughter house…EVER

Invisibility: LEGENDARY hide and seek player

WITH GREAT POWER COMES A LOT OF FAVORS

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"Be live in yourself for you argh worthy"

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sanwich sour my nails

I often see things that are not there (not there) and i ponder and wonder about things beyond my comfortable thoughts but it stops me un a li ve in my tracks when see thing s out of the ordinay (r) the clue as to what i am doing dun fucked off and flew away before i could smother it with honey garlic, mmmmm wings.