May 8, 2014
That moment when you open up your tumblr dash and see shirtless Zayn and your life literally stops, COMPLETELY. Your brain stops functioning, you can't get enough air into your lungs to stop gasping, your palms are sweaty, you feel dizzy, you throw your hands in the air and you feel like you just want to puke.
Zayn, I fucking hate you!! You god damn sexy asshole! Why you gotta ruin my day? I was making progress in getting shit done today and now that's not gonna happen. FUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK!