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[sebastianxtan]

hello! my name is claire and superheroes ruined my life

Hello Claire join our club of destroyed by superheroes people 

overall: 7/10

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christina makes friends.

[protagonistically]

wiccanly replied to your post “I keep thinking about how Tim is probably, like, so bad at taking...”

"Tim, your eyes are a lovely shade of blue." "Have you seen the blank reports? I can't find any and I really need to write up my post patrol report."

"Wow, Tim your right hook has really improved."

"*mopes* Yeah, it was mostly because of necessity: Cass kept giving me wet willies. I showed her though."

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Tiny tim opening presents? Alternatively, batfam decorating the manor.

Tim's small hands aren't quite coordinated enough for opening things, and to be fair to him, his vocabulary is also rather limited at this age.

Bruce wonders if it's unfair of him to think that this is all incredibly charming.

(Jack and Janet had no idea what they were missing.)

"I want five of them." Jason says, solemnly.

"Cloning is wrong." Cass says, only half-heartedly as she steadies Tim on her lap. Just like when Tim was a teenager, Cass terrified him at first. But he quickly got over his aversion for her when confronted with the terror of Dick and Jason's smothering attitudes.

Tim smacks his hand against the box, too small to open it on his own.

"Mine?" He asks, twisting around to look up at her. "Mine?"

She nods, helping him open the box. "Yes, yours. For you."

"Mine!" Tim exclaims, throwing his arms up. Cass barely dodges in time, and Bruce thinks that Cass is considering it a training exercise to try and avoid Tim's outbursts of excited limbs.

There are presents for when Tim is back to normal, of course. But for now they're giving stuffed animals because when he's himself again they all know he's going to donate them to charity. Or Cass' collection.

Come to think of it, Cassandra is the one who bought all of Tim's presents, so perhaps this is somewhat self serving.

"You?" Tim asks, small hands pushing and testing the soft stomach of the pale blue hippo. He twists around and pushes the hippo at her face. "You?"

"No, you." Cass says, gently easing the toy back towards Tim. "For Tim."

"You." Tim says, pushing it back. "No. No, you."

"I think he wants to know where yours is." Dick says from where he's helping Damian pick up the rest of the wrapping paper before Titus can get to them. At the moment the dog is preoccupied with playing with some tissue paper.

"You." Tim repeats, sounding a little more distressed.

"Oh." Cass blinks, taking hold of one of the hippo's legs in her hand. "Share."

"Share!" Tim perks up, "Okay!"

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tim/anyone (YOU WRITE HIM SO WELL WITH EVERYONE I JUST CANT CHOOSE) "Wait, did you just first with me?" "Have been for the past year but thanks for noticing."

I'm hoping you meant flirt, friend.

"Well yes, you know, I was beginning to think that you weren't interested. Of course, Cass said you were dumb about this kind of thing." Tim says, "But I was hoping for uninterested because I refuse to believe that anyone I could have feelings for would be dumb."

"I'm. Stunned." Jason says, blinking, "Wait. This entire time?"

Jason hits his head against the low wall and groans.

"You. This entire time. This entire – what. Jesus. For how long?"

"A while." Tim hums, "Does our mark have a twin brother?"

"Yes – differentiated by a mark under the eye." Jason says. "I have the incredible urge to strangle you."

"Well hopefully not right now." Tim says, reaching over and patting Jason's shoulder. "We can talk about this later. When you're probably not in shock. Also when our mark isn't trying to kill his own twin."

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for the stocking stuffer- tim being absolutely awful at giving gifts (jaytim or timkon, or even just tim with the batfam or teen titans)

"I was half dead at the time and I think you should cut me some slack for that." Tim says, "So stop looking at me like that."

Jason slowly raises the other eyebrow to join the first and holds up the half-empty jar. "This is a jar of bullet casings."

"You kept the bullets that almost killed us."

"It made sense at the time." Tim says, "Something about mortality and how something so small, something-something-something."

"Are you seriously collecting things that almost killed you? What kind of crazy are you?"

It's Tim's turn to raise his own eyebrows. He jabs Jason's shoulder with his finger.

"Well. I kept you around, didn't I?"

Jason opens his mouth to argue – but seeing as he actually did kill Tim for like – two seconds – and has attempted multiple times before and after that occasion to do it again -

"Okay. Touché. Point to you." Jason rattles the jar. "There's still blood on some of these casings."

"I thought it made it seem more realistic." Tim shrugs.

"You know," Jason says after a moment, "It is kind of cool."

"I knew you'd come around."

[theongreujoy]

2, 3, 4?

thank you!! c:2. favorite male character?this changes like all the time omg sometimes it's billy kaplan and sometimes it's tommy shepherd but atm i'm gonna say tommy or pietro maximoff!!3. favorite female character?kate bishop there is no competition4. would you rather be an xmen or avenger?when i was younger i would've said x-men always but now i don't know omg can i say young avenger

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fic or treat! tomkon +"everyone thinks we came to this party as a couple because our costumes match what’s your name AU" with them in college with kon as superman and tim as batman?

"Okay, but no, the argument is moot because why would Superman and Batman be fighting in the first place?" Tim says, and the guy dressed as Superman next to him nods in agreement. Tim feels a growing sense of solidarity with this guy. He's pretty sure he's seen him around the vis-com building, but he's not sure. Tim's usually in too much of a haze after working in the basements to really remember shit he sees around campus.

"Dude, it's a hypothetical question. Just run with it." Says the guy dressed as Loki.

"No, no, talk us through this." The guy dressed as Superman says, casually leaning on Tim's shoulder. "Why would Batman and Superman be fighting? They're the world's finest, dude. They're bros. Talk  me through this scenario."

"I'm pretty sure they'd just talk it out. Or. You know. Have some of their super powered best friends talk through it with them." Tim says. "Like Wonder Woman. Or Martian Manhunter. Or Green Lantern. Like – they have people to talk to about this."

"Yeah. Pretty sure Superman wouldn't throw the first punch, either. And Batman doesn't seem like the kind of dude to like. Flip his shit at a meta. Just saying. What's the catalyst? Is someone mind controlled? Are they both mind controlled? Are they alternate universe versions of each other? Why are alternate universe versions of Batman and Superman fighting? Are they fighting to the death? What? What's the situation here?"

Loki shoots them a disgusted look and walks away.

Superman holds up a fist that Tim bumps with no small amount of pride.

"I'm Conner." Superman says. "Criminal justice and bio-chem. I'm only here because a friend needed a ride. You wanna ditch? I know another party like – twenty minutes from here. I swear it's better than this shit."

"Cool. I'm Tim." He replies, and huh. He's never seen Conner in the labs. "Computer science, minor in bio. Hell yes." Tim also knows the part twenty minutes from here. He was about to go there, anyway. His ex-girlfriend's sorority will be in attendance and they're the kind of ladies who don't let shit happen. They're terrifying and he loves them all.

[spideromanoff-archive]

fifty and forty six?

Fifty- Lyrics to the song you’re listening to? “Holy water cannot help you now/ A thousand armies couldn’t keep me out/ I don’t want your money/ I don’t want your crown/ See I’ve come to burn your kingdom down”

Forty six - Favorite Disney Channel show? I actually never had cable growing up? So I never watched the Disney Channel as a kid and I don’t have a favorite because I can’t make an informed decision on that.

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